The Colbert Report

Rioting Do's and Don'ts

Season 1 • 11/07/2005

Stephen offers advice to rioters in Paris.

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Better Know a District - Ohio's 11th - Stephanie Tubbs Jones
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Stephen Colbert and Stephanie Tubbs Jones discuss Lincoln's hobbies.
11/03/2005
03:22

The Word - Shhhh!...
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During Bush's first term, we didn't want to know all the depressing things that were going on, and the press had the savvy not to try and find out.
11/03/2005
02:29

Judge Tubbs
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The Colbert Report hires Ohio Representative Stephanie Tubbs Jones to be its new legal expert.
11/03/2005
00:30

Intro - 11/3/05
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Ladies of a certain age, The Colbert Report gives you -- Bradley Whitford
11/03/2005
01:17

Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots
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On the fifth anniversary of George W. Bush's presidential election, Stephen uses Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots to illustrate the anger of the citizens.
11/07/2005
00:30

Intro - 11/7/05
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Revolution in Paris, The Report in Canada, Eliot Spitzer in the studio and another Christmas tradition threatened: all coming up!
11/07/2005
06:22

Eliot Spitzer
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Stephen speak with governor-hopeful Eliot Spitzer about campaign costs, his chances of winning and if he agrees that bears are a major threat.
11/07/2005
00:08

Fract - Frnap: The Freedom Snap
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Stephen introduces the Freedom Snap: the Frnap -- which shouts an insult at your country.
11/07/2005
03:32

The Word - Hoser
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After Canada picked up The Colbert Report, Stephen began to rethink his ill feelings towards the country that was once put on notice.
11/07/2005
03:46

ThreatDown - Pirates
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Stephen warns us about pirates, Canadian optometrists, professional musicians, mixing romance with NASCAR, and of course, bears.
11/07/2005
03:04

Rioting Do's and Don'ts
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Smashing windows and burning cars are both riot essentials.
11/07/2005
00:41

Yet Another Day - Flesh-Eating Virus
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Tomorrow morning on "Yet Another Day," Christina tells you how to avoid contracting a flesh-eating virus.
11/08/2005
01:28

Intercepted Satellite Feed
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Bloggers intercepted satellite feed of Stephen's interview with Bradley Whitford and posted the footage on the Internet.
11/08/2005
03:25

Tip/Wag - Convicted Murderers
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Prisons holding murderers should step up their level of security to, say, that of a local bar.
11/08/2005
02:21

The Word - T.O.
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The Philadelphia Eagles are suspending Terrell Owens for the rest of the season. But they've forgotten something: Terrell is a very good football player.
11/08/2005
00:08

Fract - Franagram: American Patriot
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"American Patriot" anagrams to "I am an erotic part."
11/08/2005
01:48

Wilford Brimley Calls - Cocoon
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Wilford Brimley doesn't understand why Stephen isn't using the cocoon he sent as a set decoration.
11/08/2005
01:13

America Doesn't Torture
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The president says that America doesn't do anything illegal. Torture is illegal. Ergo -- and that's Latin for "bite me" -- we do not torture.
11/08/2005
00:31

Intro - 11/8/05
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On the agenda: Terrell Owens, torture, Christmas tradition and Court TV's Catherine Crier.
11/08/2005
07:20

Catherine Crier
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To get into the news business, Catherine Crier said, "Boys, I've got a camera in the living room. You wanna come over and make a tape?"
11/08/2005
00:27

Intro - 11/9/05
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Arnold Schwarzenegger's propositions are turned down at the ballot box, and Stephen looks forward to talking with author Mary Roach.
11/09/2005
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