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Season 5 • 04/05/2001

Nancy Walls has already ordered her Pediatric Nursing Week ham -- have you?

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03:06

You, Your Health & You - Women's Health
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Every woman should have a biannual internal pelvic exam, which is a fairly simple procedure to perform on yourself.
04/04/2001
02:12

You, Your Health & You - Focus: Sleep
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Americans attribute their woeful lack of proper rest to overwork and use the overwork to avoid sex.
04/04/2001
00:14

Moment of Zen - Giuliani in Drag
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Mayor Rudy Giuliani dresses in drag for the 2000 Mayor's Inner Circle Press Roast.
04/05/2001
02:09

Headlines - Hainan Noon
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The spy plane incident marks the first foreign policy crisis for the Bush administration, which has so far been marked by its domestic crises.
04/05/2001
00:46

Recap - 4/5/01
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Stephen Colbert recaps today's top stories and previews Vance DeGeneres' upcoming report from Muskegon, MI.
04/05/2001
04:18

Steven Weber
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Steven Weber is happy to report that Alan Alda isn't a jerk, unlike so many other people in the entertainment business.
04/05/2001
02:26

Spy Plane Incident
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Those 24 brave Americans are not hostages, they're temporarily reassigned military personnel enjoying a free-willed deferment.
04/05/2001
02:46

Back in Black - Planet Health
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Our lessons for the day: don't breathe, don't eat beef, don't pull a plane and, for God's sake, don't fly.
04/05/2001
02:00

This Just In - Mayoral Fixation
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Mayor Giuliani's art decency committee would have met sooner, but Goody Proctor and Reverend Parris were slowed by mud on the post road.
04/05/2001
02:44

Headlines - Days of Tundra
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The Inuit language contains a few dozen terms for snow, countless words to describe indigenous species and, now, several hundred ways to say "we're screwed."
04/05/2001
01:27

Mark Your Calendar - April
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Don't forget to get a little gift for that special electroneurodiagnostician in your life during National Electroneurodiagnostic Week.
04/05/2001
01:56

Analogy
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Stephen Colbert draws an analogy between a tense international incident between the U.S. and China and two teenage girls who got sprayed with poop.
04/09/2001
00:18

Moment of Zen - Dick Cheney's Butcher
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Dick Cheney claims to be a paragon of health on "Meet the Press."
04/09/2001
01:40

Intro - Jon's Absence
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Jon offers a few explanations for his two-week long absence from The Daily Show.
04/09/2001
00:47

Interview
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Steve Carell interrupts Jon, who suspects he secretly wants to do the interview.
04/09/2001
00:34

Toss to Commerical
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Steve Carell thinks Jon could find a better way to toss to commercial.
04/09/2001
00:23

Recap - 4/9/01
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Jon revisits tonight's top story on teenage girls sprayed with poop.
04/09/2001
02:59

Headlines - Zagat
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A man is arrested in New York for spraying feces on restaurant buffets, while Steve Carell thinks he'd like to try and host the show again.
04/09/2001
04:14

Paul Reubens
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Paul Reubens talks about playing a bisexual Marine coke dealer in the movie "Blow."
04/09/2001
04:55

Unthinkable Loss and Spirit-Crushing Sadness
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Tragedy strikes Muskegon, MI when resident Bob Richardson loses his coat.
04/09/2001
01:50

Headlines - Yo! MTV Craps
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Two 13-year-old girls sue MTV for spraying them with diluted fecal matter during a taping of "Dude, This Sucks."
04/09/2001
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