The Colbert ReportS2 E25Tip/Wag - Wheeled Transportation
Until wheels get their act together, the president should travel by hot air balloon or dirigible.
The Colbert ReportS2 E26Intro - 3/1/06
Stephen is going to celebrate Benjamin Franklin's birthday by flying a kite into some power lines.
The Colbert ReportS2 E26Better Know a District - California's 50th
Randy "Duke" Cunningham isn't dead to Stephen, California's 50th district is.
The Colbert ReportS2 E26The Word - Faith
There will be great temptation for President Bush to admit that he made a mistake, but our commander in chief is strong. He will pass the test.
The Colbert ReportS2 E26Better Know a Founder - Benjamin Franklin
Stephen and Ben Franklin talk about their inventions and who died of syphilis.
The Colbert ReportS2 E26Arianna Huffington
Stephen wants to know why Arianna Huffington hates black people.
The Colbert ReportS2 E27Sign Off - End of an Era
The social outcasts of today's junior high schools are relieved of the agony of human contact.
The Colbert ReportS2 E27The Word - Homo Sapien Agenda
The only reason Stephen could imagine being gay is to have all the sex you want without ladies and their emotional outbursts.
The Colbert ReportS2 E27Jeffrey Sachs
Jeffrey Sachs explains that giving a little aid to impoverished countries is the least that Americans can do.
The Colbert ReportS2 E27The DaColbert Code - The Oscars
Using the DaColbert Code, Stephen discovers who killed John F. Kennedy, who's to blame for the slow response to Hurricane Katrina and who will win this year's Academy Awards.
The Colbert ReportS2 E27Intro - 3/2/06
Stephen investigates humans playing God, predicts Oscar winners and interviews economist Jeffrey Sachs.
The Colbert ReportS2 E28ThreatDown - Non-Blondes
We need to maintain the purity of the blonde race with a massive selective breeding program.
The Colbert ReportS2 E28Never Say Die
A positive story out of Iraq -- if you replace the words "basketball" with "Iraq" and "cheerleader with indomitable spirit" with "President George W. Bush."
The Colbert ReportS2 E28Bob Schieffer
Bob Schieffer has good ratings for his morning show because most of his elderly viewers died in the night and left the television on.
The Colbert ReportS2 E28Hollywood Decontamination
Stephen wants Jon Stewart to quickly return from Hollywood so that he can be "de-Clooneyed."
The Colbert ReportS2 E28Sign Off - Narnia
Stephen Colbert hears that Narnia is very popular with children.
The Colbert ReportS2 E28The Word - Spoiler Alert!
Consumer Reports is committing the treason of telling everyone that Japanese cars test better than American cars.
The Colbert ReportS2 E28Intro - 3/6/06
Stephen reports on consumer reports, interviews CBS anchor Bob Schieffer and briefly focuses on international news.
The Colbert ReportS2 E29The Word - The Long War
Stephen Colbert explains why the "war on terror" has been renamed "the long war."
The Colbert ReportS2 E29All You Need to Know - Video Games
From Supreme Court rulings and international news to a new video game, here's All You Need To Know.
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