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Roadside Sofa Boning
Season 9 • 01/10/2013
Police arrest a Wisconsin man for getting sexual with a sectional.
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00:38
The Colbert Report
S9
Intro - 1/8/13
Science finds the key to a long, healthy life, "Zero Dark Thirty" stirs up controversy, and NFL punter Chris Kluwe discusses gay rights advocacy.
01/08/2013
05:19
The Colbert Report
S9
Neil Shubin
The biological scientist shares his book, "The Universe Within: Discovering the Common History of Rocks, Planets, and People."
01/09/2013
04:51
The Colbert Report
S9
Gun Control Backlash
Schools work armed officers into their prom themes, and former NRA President Marion Hammer knows that outlawing assault weapons is just another form of discrimination.
01/09/2013
00:32
The Colbert Report
S9
Intro - 1/9/13
America considers gun control, a troubling food addiction surfaces, and paleontologist Neil Shubin finds the missing link between sea and land creatures.
01/09/2013
03:38
The Colbert Report
S9
Idaho's Walled & Armed Community
An exciting real estate opportunity boasts family shooting ranges, a firearms factory and safety from federal thugs.
01/09/2013
00:09
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - McGnaw the Gluten-Free Beaver
Stephen says goodnight and gnaws on McGnaw's piece of wood.
01/09/2013
06:18
The Colbert Report
S9
Thought for Food - Wheat Addictions
America gets hooked on a new substance that's just as addictive as crack: a loaf of bread.
01/09/2013
03:43
The Colbert Report
S9
Benjamin Gibbard
The lead singer of Death Cab for Cutie discusses his relatively universal solo album, "Former Lives."
01/10/2013
05:19
The Colbert Report
S9
Obama's Failed Second Term
President Obama is turning out the way white males wanted him to, and Jack Lew's sloppy signature will make America's currency a laughingstock.
01/10/2013
04:36
The Colbert Report
S9
Tip/Wag - HAPIfork & Kevin Garnett
A consumer technology keeps people from consuming, and Kevin Garnett dishes out some Hefty brand trash talk.
01/10/2013
03:00
The Colbert Report
S9
Roadside Sofa Boning
A 46-year-old man is arrested for having sex with a couch, so public schools start teaching safe sex with plastic slipcovers.
01/10/2013
02:23
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen Colbert's Double Barrel Blam-O-Rama - Guns as Civil Rights Victims
Martin Luther King, Jr. understood that the root of all oppression is lack of firepower while Ted Nugent has long been an inspiration for the civil rights movement.
01/14/2013
04:41
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen Colbert's Double Barrel Blam-O-Rama - Silver Bullets & Video Games
Vice President Joe Biden prepares his recommendations for gun control, while video games, along with Oscar nominees like "Lincoln," glamorize gun violence.
01/14/2013
00:05
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Pocketbook Constitution
Stephen reads up on the U.S. Constitution.
01/14/2013
05:06
The Colbert Report
S9
Piers Morgan
Piers Morgan, who comes from a place without the Second Amendment, quietly points out England's low gun murder rates.
01/14/2013
05:23
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen Colbert's Double Barrel Blam-O-Rama - Piers Morgan & James Yeager
British journalist Piers Morgan drives on the wrong side of the barrel, and Tactical Response CEO James Yeager protests Obama's upcoming gun grab.
01/14/2013
02:57
The Colbert Report
S9
Vitaminwater Advertising Lawsuit
What consumer would reasonably think Vitaminwater is healthy just because their labels say it supports immune system health and reduces the risk of chronic disease?
01/14/2013
08:03
The Colbert Report
S9
Monkey on the Lam - Macaque Attack - 1,381 Days of Simian Terror in Tampa
When sightings of a hairy humanoid cat-like squirrel beast continued to pile up, Tampa officials knew it was time to call in The Monkey Hunters.
01/15/2013
00:05
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
01/15/2013
00:36
The Colbert Report
S9
Intro - 1/15/13
Florida police catch a shirtless fugitive, Stephen profiles exciting new technology, and Jared Diamond shares his book, "The World Until Yesterday."
01/15/2013
03:28
The Colbert Report
S9
CataCoffin CataCombo Sound System
The CataCoffin is the ultimate underground club, equipped with two-way speakers, tweeters and an eight-inch subwoofer.
01/15/2013
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