The Colbert Report
Intro - 1/15/13
Season 9 • 01/15/2013
A shirtless fugitive is found in Florida, and author Jared Diamond describes traditional societies.
The Colbert ReportS9 Stephen Colbert's Double Barrel Blam-O-Rama - Silver Bullets & Video Games
Vice President Joe Biden prepares his recommendations for gun control, while video games, along with Oscar nominees like "Lincoln," glamorize gun violence.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Pocketbook Constitution
Stephen reads up on the U.S. Constitution.
The Colbert ReportS9 Piers Morgan
Piers Morgan, who comes from a place without the Second Amendment, quietly points out England's low gun murder rates.
The Colbert ReportS9 Stephen Colbert's Double Barrel Blam-O-Rama - Piers Morgan & James Yeager
British journalist Piers Morgan drives on the wrong side of the barrel, and Tactical Response CEO James Yeager protests Obama's upcoming gun grab.
The Colbert ReportS9 Vitaminwater Advertising Lawsuit
What consumer would reasonably think Vitaminwater is healthy just because their labels say it supports immune system health and reduces the risk of chronic disease?
The Colbert ReportS9 Monkey on the Lam - Macaque Attack - 1,381 Days of Simian Terror in Tampa
When sightings of a hairy humanoid cat-like squirrel beast continued to pile up, Tampa officials knew it was time to call in The Monkey Hunters.
The Colbert ReportS9 CataCoffin CataCombo Sound System
The CataCoffin is the ultimate underground club, equipped with two-way speakers, tweeters and an eight-inch subwoofer.
The Colbert ReportS9 Lance Armstrong's Interview with Oprah
Oprah sits down with Charlie Rose to give the world her reaction to what she won't tell people Lance said.
The Colbert ReportS9 Jared Diamond
The Pulitzer Prize-winning author talks about his book, "The World Until Yesterday: What Can We Learn from Traditional Societies?"
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 1/15/13
Florida police catch a shirtless fugitive, Stephen profiles exciting new technology, and Jared Diamond shares his book, "The World Until Yesterday."
The Colbert ReportS9 HSBC Laundering Charges
Just to show how sorry they are for funding murder, HSBC decides to partially defer bonus compensation for senior officials.
The Colbert ReportS9 Healthy Fake Smiles
Research suggests that forcing a smile genuinely decreases stress, which makes sense because that Joker guy from "Batman" seemed really chipper.
The Colbert ReportS9 Tom Brokaw
Network news icon Tom Brokaw discredits calls for Obama's impeachment and describes a few of the nine presidents he's covered since JFK.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 1/16/13
Big banks suffer harsh punishment, date nights rekindle romance, and Tom Brokaw talks about President Obama's second term.
The Colbert ReportS9 HSBC Laundering Charges - Matt Taibbi
"Secrets and Lies of the Bailout" author Matt Taibbi talks about HSBC, his famous Goldman Sachs dig and the problem with super wealthy banks.
The Colbert ReportS9 Pat Robertson's Romance Advice
In order to revive their marriages, women must live up to the beauty standards that Pat Robertson has set.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Word - United We Standoff
If the Second Amendment is truly meant to defend against government force, then citizens will never be safe until they can have their own aircraft carriers.
The Colbert ReportS9 Akhil Reed Amar
The legal scholar shares his book, "America's Unwritten Constitution: The Precedents and Principles We Live By."
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