The Colbert Report
2072: Race to the White Orb
Season 9 • 11/13/2012
The media highlights Iowa's picks for the 2016 presidential race, but why stop at 2016?
Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Santa's PipeThe Colbert ReportS9
Anti-smoking activist Pamela McColl edits out two verses in "T'was the Night Before Christmas," but Santa needs his vice to unwind.
Colbert Super PAC SHH! - Karl Rove & Jon StewartThe Colbert ReportS9
Billionaires go after Karl Rove's thumbs, while anonymous, scary Colbert Super PAC SHH! donors trace Jon Stewart and Stephen.
Ken BurnsThe Colbert ReportS9
The famous filmmaker talks about the Dust Bowl's devastation and the 1989 Central Park jogger case involving five innocent teens.
Colbert Super PAC SHH! - Secret Second 501c4 - Trevor PotterThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen learns how to give Colbert Super PAC money to himself and thereby hide it forever from all eyes and use it in a way that he wishes.
David Petraeus's "All In" AffairThe Colbert ReportS9
CIA Director David Petraeus has an improper relationship with his biographer, which puts every biographer and subject, including Lincoln, under suspicion.
Tip/Wag - Pranab Mukherjee, Brazilian Scientists, Sonia SotomayorThe Colbert ReportS9
The Hindu festival of lights follows liberal orders, Brazil researchers cure erectile dysfunction in rats, and Justice Sonia Sotomayor knocks princesses.
Newt Gingrich Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS9
The former presidential candidate explores historical fiction, George Washington's leadership and America's future moon base.
Intro - 11/13/12The Colbert ReportS9
Government officials become role models, and former Speaker Newt Gingrich discusses his novel, "Victory at Yorktown."
Newt Gingrich Pt. 2The Colbert ReportS9
The former House Speaker discusses Mitt Romney's campaign, the Latino vote and the dangers of Super PACs.
2072: Race to the White OrbThe Colbert ReportS9
The 2016 presidential election is really pre-heating up, but America needs to know the favorites for 2020 and 2072.
Tony Kushner Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS9
Pulitzer Prize winner Tony Kushner describes how "Lincoln" is a bit like a state basketball tournament movie.
High-Frequency TradingThe Colbert ReportS9
Much like Maroon 5, computer traders make money just by churning out the same formula over and over again.
Tony Kushner Pt. 2The Colbert ReportS9
Tony Kushner introduces a clip from "Lincoln" and explains how Barack Obama and Abraham Lincoln are similar.
High-Frequency Trading - Christopher SteinerThe Colbert ReportS9
The journalist examines the Flash Crash of 2010, nanosecond trading, and the algorithms behind Wall Street.
Cheating Death - Flu-Fighting MethThe Colbert ReportS9
Science determines that other than brain damage, heart disease, severe weight loss, psychosis and destroying people's lives, meth is beneficial.
Chris StringerThe Colbert ReportS9
Paleoanthropologist Chris Stringer shares his book, "Lone Survivors: How We Came to Be the Only Humans on Earth."
Millennial Generation Soup CampaignThe Colbert ReportS9
Music and edgy online graphics capture the rebellious spirit of America's hottest liquid food trend, Campbell's "Go" soups.
General's HospitalThe Colbert ReportS9
David Petraeus's affair is all anybody in Washington can talk about, which might be why the country is in financial ruin.
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