The Word - Sir, Yes, SirThe Colbert ReportS2
You don't change horses midstream. And we don't even know if Iraq is a stream -- it may be a lake.
Baby MonitorThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen plays John Ashcroft's "Let The Eagle Soar" for newly hatched Stephen Jr..
Stephen Jr. Hatches!The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen Jr. broke through his egg just like Reagan when he broke down the Berlin Wall.
ThreatDown - PoohThe Colbert ReportS2
A cuddly, non-threatening bear is about as plausible as a tiger with a springy tail.
Anthony RomeroThe Colbert ReportS2
Even though America isn't a Christian nation, Stephen thinks ACLU Executive Director Anthony Romero should acknowledge that we're almost all Christians.
Caitlin FlanaganThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen asks author and journalist Caitlin Flanagan, "What's the deal with chicks?"
Intro - 4/19/06The Colbert ReportS2
In tonight's episode, global warming is real, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have a baby, and Caitlin Flanagan argues that a woman's place is in the home.
The Word - Save ItThe Colbert ReportS2
The whole debate basically boils down to, "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
White House Press SecretaryThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen thinks it's about time we got rid of the White House press secretary.
Tip/Wag - Tom Cruise and Katie HolmesThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen Jr. isn't just Stephen's eagle, he's the nation's eagle.
Global Warming TVThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen thinks global warming makes for horrible television.
Better Know a District - Maryland's 4th - Albert WynnThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen thinks that Representative Albert Wynn and his people shouldn't be allowed to vote -- and by "his people," he, of course, means "federal employees."
Protecting Kids from PapersThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen doesn't want Stephen Jr. reading the isolationist rants in American newspapers like the USA Today.
Ralph NaderThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen and Ralph Nader discuss whether corporations are people too.
Intro - 4/20/06The Colbert ReportS2
Tonight: juvenile delinquents reading Shakespeare, Ralph Nader and the shocking truth about Maryland's 4th District.
The Word - BardThe Colbert ReportS2
Teaching kids Shakespeare will just make them more violent.
Duke-obilia AuctionThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen is excited that disgraced former Congressman Randy "Duke" Cunningham's worldly possessions are going up for auction.
Wok This WayThe Colbert ReportS2
The New York Post covers Chinese President Hu Jintao's visit to the White House with appropriate sensitivity.
Hugh HewittThe Colbert ReportS2
Hugh Hewitt thinks the Republicans are aiming at an electoral iceberg and they need to turn the ship around quickly.
Sign Off - Chatty CathyThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen had a report on pork barrel politics prepared, but Hugh Hewitt spoiled it.
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