The Colbert Report

Global Warming TV

Season 2 • 04/19/2006

End of the world, bit of a downer.

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The Word - Sir, Yes, Sir

You don't change horses midstream. And we don't even know if Iraq is a stream -- it may be a lake.
04/18/2006
00:15

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Baby Monitor

Stephen plays John Ashcroft's "Let The Eagle Soar" for newly hatched Stephen Jr..
04/18/2006
02:44

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Stephen Jr. Hatches!

Stephen Jr. broke through his egg just like Reagan when he broke down the Berlin Wall.
04/18/2006
04:32

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ThreatDown - Pooh

A cuddly, non-threatening bear is about as plausible as a tiger with a springy tail.
04/18/2006
06:13

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Anthony Romero

Even though America isn't a Christian nation, Stephen thinks ACLU Executive Director Anthony Romero should acknowledge that we're almost all Christians.
04/18/2006
06:02

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Caitlin Flanagan

Stephen asks author and journalist Caitlin Flanagan, "What's the deal with chicks?"
04/19/2006
00:34

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Intro - 4/19/06

In tonight's episode, global warming is real, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have a baby, and Caitlin Flanagan argues that a woman's place is in the home.
04/19/2006
03:15

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The Word - Save It

The whole debate basically boils down to, "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
04/19/2006
01:22

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White House Press Secretary

Stephen thinks it's about time we got rid of the White House press secretary.
04/19/2006
05:37

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Tip/Wag - Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

Stephen Jr. isn't just Stephen's eagle, he's the nation's eagle.
04/19/2006
03:30

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Global Warming TV

Stephen thinks global warming makes for horrible television.
04/19/2006
06:26

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Better Know a District - Maryland's 4th - Albert Wynn

Stephen thinks that Representative Albert Wynn and his people shouldn't be allowed to vote -- and by "his people," he, of course, means "federal employees."
04/20/2006
03:09

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Protecting Kids from Papers

Stephen doesn't want Stephen Jr. reading the isolationist rants in American newspapers like the USA Today.
04/20/2006
05:52

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Ralph Nader

Stephen and Ralph Nader discuss whether corporations are people too.
04/20/2006
00:31

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Intro - 4/20/06

Tonight: juvenile delinquents reading Shakespeare, Ralph Nader and the shocking truth about Maryland's 4th District.
04/20/2006
03:55

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The Word - Bard

Teaching kids Shakespeare will just make them more violent.
04/20/2006
06:32

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Duke-obilia Auction

Stephen is excited that disgraced former Congressman Randy "Duke" Cunningham's worldly possessions are going up for auction.
04/24/2006
02:08

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Wok This Way

The New York Post covers Chinese President Hu Jintao's visit to the White House with appropriate sensitivity.
04/24/2006
04:35

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Hugh Hewitt

Hugh Hewitt thinks the Republicans are aiming at an electoral iceberg and they need to turn the ship around quickly.
04/24/2006
00:21

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Sign Off - Chatty Cathy

Stephen had a report on pork barrel politics prepared, but Hugh Hewitt spoiled it.
04/24/2006
06:05

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Money & Politics: The Machine That Ain't Broke

Stephen thinks you can measure a candidate's character in dollars.
04/24/2006
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