The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 5 • 06/27/2001
Despite being the same age as Jet Li, Jon cannot touch his own toes.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Ver-Man
Vermont Senator is able to find time to change his political allegiances, but not his own homepage.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Johnny Knoxville
Johnny Knoxville comes by to shoot the poo.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Cell on Wheels
You know that thing you do while you're eating a danish, drinking coffee, and putting on your make-up, oh yeah, driving?
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Get Out of Dodge?
Who doesn't want to live in a country where children don't have things thrown at them???
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Back in Black - Dog Camp
If Lewis Black wants to see an out-of-shape guy prance around in a short skirt he'll look in the mirror.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 According to a New Study - Sex, Violence and Forgetfulness
Scientists determine that anyone who views a Carrot Top "1-800-Collect" commercial can think of nothing else but violence.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Stephen Wins!
A "patient's bill of rights" will shift the balance of power away from the bureaucratic soul-less HMOs and give it to law firms -- that's good.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Hollarin'
A woman contestant at a South Carolina hollarin' contest.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Jet Li Flinch
Meeting Jet Li backstage makes Jon very nervous.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Horse Case Scenario
A horse gives birth to a freak of nature and South Dakota is with '"stupid."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Jet Li
Jet Li talks about the martial arts regime he started when he was eight years old.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 NBA Draft
Stephen Colbert insists that the NBA minimum age requirement should be no higher than 18 or 13, because kids at that age are going to need the cash.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Secret Papers or Plastic?
Ex-army colonel and grocery store clerk George Trofimoff is bagged for selling secrets to the Soviet Union during the Cold War and is jailed 33 years later.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Bridget Fonda
A tired Bridget Fonda visits a tired Jon to discuss impish co-star Jet Li and how she sees her words mistranslated in the French city of Montreal.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 We Love Showbiz - Stone's Dragon
The New York Post breaks how Julia Roberts breaks up with her husband, and Steve and Nancy love Angelina Jolie's and Sharon Stone's vagina.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Angelina Lips
Nancy Walls fake interviews Angelina Jolie on her new movie Tomb Raider, and tries to emulate those famous lips.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Were You Aware? - John Rocker
Corks are popping in Georgia as ace relief pitcher John Rocker is traded to the Cleveland Indians one year after denigrating immigrants and homosexuals.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Recap - Wizards
Washington Wizards #1 draft pick Kwame Brown reminds Jon of his own experiences in high school.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Kid 'N' Play
Giant teenagers dominate the NBA Draft, where tiny Jewish NBA commissioner David Stern welcomes Kwame Brown, and Jon is disappointed with his position.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6 Condit Err
Sadly, the full extent of Congressman Gary Condit and the missing Chandra Levy's sexual affair is unknown.
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