The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Jet Li

Season 5 • 06/27/2001

Despite being the same age as Jet Li, Jon cannot touch his own toes.

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01:49

Ver-Man
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Vermont Senator is able to find time to change his political allegiances, but not his own homepage.
06/26/2001
05:12

Johnny Knoxville
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Johnny Knoxville comes by to shoot the poo.
06/26/2001
02:17

Cell on Wheels
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You know that thing you do while you're eating a danish, drinking coffee, and putting on your make-up, oh yeah, driving?
06/26/2001
03:43

Get Out of Dodge?
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Who doesn't want to live in a country where children don't have things thrown at them???
06/26/2001
02:38

Back in Black - Dog Camp
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If Lewis Black wants to see an out-of-shape guy prance around in a short skirt he'll look in the mirror.
06/27/2001
01:27

According to a New Study - Sex, Violence and Forgetfulness
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Scientists determine that anyone who views a Carrot Top "1-800-Collect" commercial can think of nothing else but violence.
06/27/2001
04:10

Stephen Wins!
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A "patient's bill of rights" will shift the balance of power away from the bureaucratic soul-less HMOs and give it to law firms -- that's good.
06/27/2001
00:17

Moment of Zen - Hollarin'
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A woman contestant at a South Carolina hollarin' contest.
06/27/2001
01:37

Jet Li Flinch
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Meeting Jet Li backstage makes Jon very nervous.
06/27/2001
04:05

Horse Case Scenario
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A horse gives birth to a freak of nature and South Dakota is with '"stupid."
06/27/2001
04:30

Jet Li
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Jet Li talks about the martial arts regime he started when he was eight years old.
06/27/2001
02:06

NBA Draft
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Stephen Colbert insists that the NBA minimum age requirement should be no higher than 18 or 13, because kids at that age are going to need the cash.
06/28/2001
03:22

Headlines - Secret Papers or Plastic?
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Ex-army colonel and grocery store clerk George Trofimoff is bagged for selling secrets to the Soviet Union during the Cold War and is jailed 33 years later.
06/28/2001
06:02

Bridget Fonda
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A tired Bridget Fonda visits a tired Jon to discuss impish co-star Jet Li and how she sees her words mistranslated in the French city of Montreal.
06/28/2001
03:59

We Love Showbiz - Stone's Dragon
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The New York Post breaks how Julia Roberts breaks up with her husband, and Steve and Nancy love Angelina Jolie's and Sharon Stone's vagina.
06/28/2001
00:15

Moment of Zen - Angelina Lips
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Nancy Walls fake interviews Angelina Jolie on her new movie Tomb Raider, and tries to emulate those famous lips.
06/28/2001
00:41

Were You Aware? - John Rocker
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Corks are popping in Georgia as ace relief pitcher John Rocker is traded to the Cleveland Indians one year after denigrating immigrants and homosexuals.
06/28/2001
00:30

Recap - Wizards
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Washington Wizards #1 draft pick Kwame Brown reminds Jon of his own experiences in high school.
06/28/2001
01:57

Headlines - Kid 'N' Play
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Giant teenagers dominate the NBA Draft, where tiny Jewish NBA commissioner David Stern welcomes Kwame Brown, and Jon is disappointed with his position.
06/28/2001
03:10

Condit Err
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Sadly, the full extent of Congressman Gary Condit and the missing Chandra Levy's sexual affair is unknown.
07/09/2001
04:31

Headlines - National Lampoon's Vacation
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President George W. Bush goes golfing on vacation, and Congressman Gary Condit confesses to a relationship with a missing Washington, D.C. intern.
07/09/2001
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