The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 5 • 06/27/2001
Despite being the same age as Jet Li, Jon cannot touch his own toes.
Ver-ManThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Vermont Senator is able to find time to change his political allegiances, but not his own homepage.
Johnny KnoxvilleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Johnny Knoxville comes by to shoot the poo.
Cell on WheelsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
You know that thing you do while you're eating a danish, drinking coffee, and putting on your make-up, oh yeah, driving?
Get Out of Dodge?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Who doesn't want to live in a country where children don't have things thrown at them???
Back in Black - Dog CampThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
If Lewis Black wants to see an out-of-shape guy prance around in a short skirt he'll look in the mirror.
According to a New Study - Sex, Violence and ForgetfulnessThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Scientists determine that anyone who views a Carrot Top "1-800-Collect" commercial can think of nothing else but violence.
Stephen Wins!The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
A "patient's bill of rights" will shift the balance of power away from the bureaucratic soul-less HMOs and give it to law firms -- that's good.
Moment of Zen - Hollarin'The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
A woman contestant at a South Carolina hollarin' contest.
Jet Li FlinchThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Meeting Jet Li backstage makes Jon very nervous.
Horse Case ScenarioThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
A horse gives birth to a freak of nature and South Dakota is with '"stupid."
Jet LiThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jet Li talks about the martial arts regime he started when he was eight years old.
NBA DraftThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Stephen Colbert insists that the NBA minimum age requirement should be no higher than 18 or 13, because kids at that age are going to need the cash.
Headlines - Secret Papers or Plastic?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Ex-army colonel and grocery store clerk George Trofimoff is bagged for selling secrets to the Soviet Union during the Cold War and is jailed 33 years later.
Bridget FondaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
A tired Bridget Fonda visits a tired Jon to discuss impish co-star Jet Li and how she sees her words mistranslated in the French city of Montreal.
We Love Showbiz - Stone's DragonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The New York Post breaks how Julia Roberts breaks up with her husband, and Steve and Nancy love Angelina Jolie's and Sharon Stone's vagina.
Moment of Zen - Angelina LipsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Nancy Walls fake interviews Angelina Jolie on her new movie Tomb Raider, and tries to emulate those famous lips.
Were You Aware? - John RockerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Corks are popping in Georgia as ace relief pitcher John Rocker is traded to the Cleveland Indians one year after denigrating immigrants and homosexuals.
Recap - WizardsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Washington Wizards #1 draft pick Kwame Brown reminds Jon of his own experiences in high school.
Headlines - Kid 'N' PlayThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Giant teenagers dominate the NBA Draft, where tiny Jewish NBA commissioner David Stern welcomes Kwame Brown, and Jon is disappointed with his position.
Condit ErrThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS6
Sadly, the full extent of Congressman Gary Condit and the missing Chandra Levy's sexual affair is unknown.
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