Official Messenger Boy
Season 7 E 4 • 04/09/2003
Cartman is told to deliver the Declaration of Independence to the Continental Congress.
How Could You Feel Bad?South ParkS7 E3
Kyle still feels bad and wants to confess. Butters' parents come to bail him out and are sick and tired of their son confessing to crimes he didn't commit.
Welcome to DetentionSouth ParkS7 E3
The boys start their first day of detention pissed at Cartman. Josh escapes Juvenile Hall to TP the White House.
Protestors HugSouth ParkS7 E4
Cartman comes out of his flashback and gives a report at the rally. He explains the theories of protesting.
Bleeding Heart Rock Protest Song Vs. Pro War Country SongSouth ParkS7 E4
The rally takes place. The anti-war side and the pro-war side voice their opinions in a joint country-rock song.
All You Little Flag BurnersSouth ParkS7 E4
When the boys tell a reporter that they don't know who their founding fathers are, Mr. Garrison makes them do some extra studying.
Walkout Against The WarSouth ParkS7 E4
A walkout protesting the war in Iraq is scheduled. The boys go because they hate math.
Dividing the TownSouth ParkS7 E4
The groups for and against the war get so mad at each other that they divide the town in two. They come to their senses and start brawling.
Full Fledge RetardSouth ParkS7 E4
In an attempt to initiate a flashback to avoid studying, Cartman hits himself over the head with a rock while thinking about 1776. The boys aren't really into this plan.
Bring the ShizzleSouth ParkS7 E4
Both Sides or the War Protest have a meeting at the Mayors office. She decides they must protest together,
Cartman in 1776 (Music Montage)South ParkS7 E4
Cartman successfully electrocutes himself back to 1776. Then he sings a song about how much he hates Stan and Kyle.
Official Messenger BoySouth ParkS7 E4
In his flashback, Cartman beats up a messenger so he can meet Thomas Jefferson and deliver the Declaration of Independence but he's really in a coma.
Only 2 Left in The Study GroupSouth ParkS7 E4
The anti-war gang enlists the boys to give a presentation at their rally, but Mr. McCormick and the pro-war guys take Kenny away.
Thursday: Free Ice Cream DaySouth ParkS7 E4
Cartman delivers the Declaration of Independence to Congress. He sticks around for the reading of it.
How Very Very RelevantSouth ParkS7 E4
Cartman watches as Congress argues over whether or not to declare war.
SUPPORT COUNTRY PROTEST ROCK N ROLLSouth ParkS7 E4
Stan and Kyle come unprepared to the rally. Then a fight breaks out.
Saying One Thing and Doing AnotherSouth ParkS7 E4
Congress reaches a decision about the war. They decide to have their cake and eat it too. Then Cartman wakes up.
Don't Forget The Hot Sauce, ChuloSouth ParkS7 E5
Cartman/J-Lo record some tracks. Later that night the J-Lo puppet keeps Cartman up while practicing her dance moves.
Suck My Culo, ChicaSouth ParkS7 E5
J-Lo and Ben Affleck go to South Park Elementary. J-Lo beats Cartman but it seems like Affleck is falling in love with the hand.
Hand Lovin'South ParkS7 E5
Ben Affleck is in love with the new Jennifer Lopez, and their afternoon leads to more than just taco-flavored kisses.
Will I Dream...South ParkS7 E5
Cartman gives up and tells everyone that his hand is really a con man named Mitch Connor. When the authorities leave, he admits it was all a joke.
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