Official Messenger Boy
E 4 • 04/09/2003
Cartman is told to deliver the Declaration of Independence to the Continental Congress.
South Park E3How Could You Feel Bad?
Kyle still feels bad and wants to confess. Butters' parents come to bail him out and are sick and tired of their son confessing to crimes he didn't commit.
South Park E3Welcome to Detention
The boys start their first day of detention pissed at Cartman. Josh escapes Juvenile Hall to TP the White House.
South Park E4Protestors Hug
Cartman comes out of his flashback and gives a report at the rally. He explains the theories of protesting.
South Park E4Bleeding Heart Rock Protest Song Vs. Pro War Country Song
The rally takes place. The anti-war side and the pro-war side voice their opinions in a joint country-rock song.
South Park E4All You Little Flag Burners
When the boys tell a reporter that they don't know who their founding fathers are, Mr. Garrison makes them do some extra studying.
South Park E4Walkout Against The War
A walkout protesting the war in Iraq is scheduled. The boys go because they hate math.
South Park E4Dividing the Town
The groups for and against the war get so mad at each other that they divide the town in two. They come to their senses and start brawling.
South Park E4Full Fledge Retard
In an attempt to initiate a flashback to avoid studying, Cartman hits himself over the head with a rock while thinking about 1776. The boys aren't really into this plan.
South Park E4Bring the Shizzle
Both Sides or the War Protest have a meeting at the Mayors office. She decides they must protest together,
South Park E4Cartman in 1776 (Music Montage)
Cartman successfully electrocutes himself back to 1776. Then he sings a song about how much he hates Stan and Kyle.
South Park E4Official Messenger Boy
In his flashback, Cartman beats up a messenger so he can meet Thomas Jefferson and deliver the Declaration of Independence but he's really in a coma.
South Park E4Only 2 Left in The Study Group
The anti-war gang enlists the boys to give a presentation at their rally, but Mr. McCormick and the pro-war guys take Kenny away.
South Park E4Thursday: Free Ice Cream Day
Cartman delivers the Declaration of Independence to Congress. He sticks around for the reading of it.
South Park E4How Very Very Relevant
Cartman watches as Congress argues over whether or not to declare war.
South Park E4SUPPORT COUNTRY PROTEST ROCK N ROLL
Stan and Kyle come unprepared to the rally. Then a fight breaks out.
South Park E4Saying One Thing and Doing Another
Congress reaches a decision about the war. They decide to have their cake and eat it too. Then Cartman wakes up.
South Park E5Don't Forget The Hot Sauce, Chulo
Cartman/J-Lo record some tracks. Later that night the J-Lo puppet keeps Cartman up while practicing her dance moves.
South Park E5Suck My Culo, Chica
J-Lo and Ben Affleck go to South Park Elementary. J-Lo beats Cartman but it seems like Affleck is falling in love with the hand.
South Park E5Hand Lovin'
Ben Affleck is in love with the new Jennifer Lopez, and their afternoon leads to more than just taco-flavored kisses.
South Park E5Will I Dream...
Cartman gives up and tells everyone that his hand is really a con man named Mitch Connor. When the authorities leave, he admits it was all a joke.
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