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Happy Mardi Gras
Season 5 • 02/24/2009
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04:45
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S5
Helen Fisher
Helen Fisher describes what happens to your brain when you're in love.
02/23/2009
01:47
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen's Moral Dimension
Stephen tests his moral dimension to find out if people are praying hard enough.
02/23/2009
00:30
The Colbert Report
S5
Breaded Fish Sticks
Stephen's bread and fish miraculously become breaded fish sticks.
02/23/2009
00:34
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 2/23/09
The economic crisis drives people back to church, and Stephen talks chemistry with matchmaking expert, Helen Fisher.
02/23/2009
05:59
The Colbert Report
S5
Turning to Religion - Jim Martin
Father Jim Martin believes an economic recession lowers people's defenses, making it easier for God to break through.
02/23/2009
04:23
The Colbert Report
S5
Nailed 'Em - Buffet Crime
Dan Linscomb gets hauled off to jail for allegedly sharing from his buffet plate.
02/24/2009
04:50
The Colbert Report
S5
Cliff Sloan
Cliff Sloan believes that Marbury v. Madison is significant because it established the rule of law.
02/24/2009
01:54
The Colbert Report
S5
Mardi Gras Celebrations
Stephen can't afford to give out a whole string of beads in this economy.
02/24/2009
03:04
The Colbert Report
S5
1997 Flashback
Stephen hits the Internet to buy some pets.com stock on his new iMac.
02/24/2009
05:30
The Colbert Report
S5
Bears & Balls - Company Bailouts
Sbarro must cut costs by eliminating expensive ingredients, like cheese and tomatoes.
02/24/2009
00:07
The Colbert Report
S5
Happy Mardi Gras
Stephen wishes everyone a happy Mardi Gras.
02/24/2009
00:12
The Colbert Report
S5
Analog TV
Remember, if you are still watching analog TV, you can't see this.
02/25/2009
02:29
The Colbert Report
S5
Tip/Wag - Gorilla Crabs and Gandhi's Shoes
Gorilla's gave human groin spiders, and Gandhi lived in his own "Sex and the Ganges" shoe fantasy.
02/25/2009
06:08
The Colbert Report
S5
The Word - Ablacknophobia
Stephen talks about race while passing his hand through an open flame, eating dollar store peanut butter, and getting covered in tarantulas.
02/25/2009
05:37
The Colbert Report
S5
John Fetterman
Mayor John Fetterman believes Braddock, PA is a great place to spend some of the stimulus money.
02/25/2009
04:54
The Colbert Report
S5
Obama's Congressional Address & Jindal's Response
If you need more proof that Barack Obama's speech was a stinker, even Congress wasn't paying attention.
02/25/2009
00:25
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 2/25/09
Mayor John Fetterman offers up his bankrupt town for experimentation -- sounds like a good place to move Gitmo.
02/25/2009
00:33
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 2/26/09
How do we save our struggling banks? Video poker ATMs.
02/26/2009
Interview
04:51
The Colbert Report
S5
Kris Kristofferson
Stephen wants to know how Kris Kristofferson can be a country musician and a liberal at the same time.
02/26/2009
03:05
The Colbert Report
S5
Conservative Rap Battle - Stephen Challenges Michael Steele
Stephen wants to lay down some dope, yet fiscally responsible rhymes with Michael Steele.
02/26/2009
04:29
The Colbert Report
S5
The Word - The Swede Hereafter
Stephen wants to copy the Swedish economic model of the Vikings.
02/26/2009
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