The Colbert Report

The Word - The Unbearable Lightness of Supreme Being

Season 4 • 12/11/2008

Stephen gives God advice for shutting the atheists down.

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Good Night

That's it for the Report.
12/10/2008
00:35

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Intro - 12/10/08

The Chinese reveal a new weapon. What can be more dangerous than their fire drills?
12/10/2008
04:53

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On Notice - Forgiveness

Stephen doesn't like the feeling of showing mercy, so he puts forgiveness on notice.
12/10/2008
06:08

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ThreatDown - Happiness

This plague of positivity is a threat to our way of life, and more importantly, Stephen's show.
12/10/2008
05:00

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Richard Haass

Richard Haass believes this century has the potential for America to cooperate with other countries to make the world safer.
12/10/2008
03:22

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Rod Blagojevich's Birthday

Governor, you really shouldn't have told anyone about last year's birthday wish to get away with your crimes.
12/10/2008
03:49

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The Ghost of Stage Manager Bobby

The ghost of Bobby returns to show Stephen what his life was like before he became a greedy, narcissistic shell of a man.
12/11/2008
00:37

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Intro - 12/11/08

Atheists are trying to take the Christ out of Christmas. What's next, taking the Christ out of Christiane Amanpour?
12/11/2008
00:38

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Stephen Eats Ghost Ribs

Stephen wishes everybody a Merry Christmas, especially his former stage manager Bobby.
12/11/2008
07:09

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Michael Phelps

Michael Phelps will compete in the 2010 Winter Olympics after Stephen teaches him how to ice dance.
12/11/2008
07:22

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The Word - The Unbearable Lightness of Supreme Being

Christmas really burns atheists up, which they can think of as a preview of their afterlife.
12/11/2008
04:19

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Eatin' Stephen

See Stephen eat and drink his way to the promised land.
12/15/2008
07:17

The Colbert ReportS4
The WristStrong Saga

Relive the entire WristStrong saga from fracture to phenomenon.
12/15/2008
02:53

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Great President...or Greatest President?

Stephen asks people from Ben Franklin to Dan Rather what they think of President Bush.
12/15/2008
04:54

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Let the Eagle Soar

Proud father Stephen Colbert brings you the best clips of his mighty eagle offspring, Stephen Jr.
12/22/2008
04:36

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Exclusive - Kicking Off the Report

Mr. Stephen Colbert requests the pleasure of your company on the occasion of his latest television program.
12/22/2008
04:25

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Bobby the Stage Manager

Bobby the Stage Manager works Stephen like a borrowed mule.
12/28/2008
06:29

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Colbert and Colmes - Roland Burris Appointment

Rod Blagojevich proves himself to be a civil rights leader.
01/05/2009
04:37

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John King

Stephen congratulates John King and the rest of the media on getting Obama elected.
01/05/2009
05:12

The Colbert ReportS5
Tek Jansen - Beginning's First Dawn: Episode Three

Tek Jansen attempts to free some innocent, delicious beings from slavery.
01/05/2009
00:27

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Intro - 1/5/09

Stephen is still feeling the effects of his New Year's celebration.
01/05/2009
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