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Rod Blagojevich's Birthday
Season 4 • 12/10/2008
It's a terrible year to have a birthday if you're a corrupt politician.
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05:41
Tek Jansen - Beginning's First Dawn: Episode Two Revisited
The Colbert Report
S4
Tek Jansen starts his physical conditioning at Alpha Squad Academy.
12/09/2008
06:17
Charlie Kaufman
The Colbert Report
S4
Charlie Kaufman must describe his new movie "Synecdoche, New York" using the words "feel good" and "sassy Chihuahua."
12/09/2008
02:28
Rod Blagojevich Is Arrested
The Colbert Report
S4
Rod Blagojevich could have just been pawning his wedding ring or selling puppies out of his trunk.
12/09/2008
04:54
Nixmas Tree Trimming - Kevin Bacon
The Colbert Report
S4
Kevin Bacon joins Stephen by the Nixmas tree to discuss his new movie "Frost/Nixon."
12/09/2008
00:35
Intro - 12/9/08
The Colbert Report
S4
Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich is arrested on corruption charges. It's going to take a huge bribe to get him out of this one.
12/09/2008
00:03
Good Night
The Colbert Report
S4
That's it for the Report.
12/10/2008
00:35
Intro - 12/10/08
The Colbert Report
S4
The Chinese reveal a new weapon. What can be more dangerous than their fire drills?
12/10/2008
04:53
On Notice - Forgiveness
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen doesn't like the feeling of showing mercy, so he puts forgiveness on notice.
12/10/2008
06:08
ThreatDown - Happiness
The Colbert Report
S4
This plague of positivity is a threat to our way of life, and more importantly, Stephen's show.
12/10/2008
05:00
Richard Haass
The Colbert Report
S4
Richard Haass believes this century has the potential for America to cooperate with other countries to make the world safer.
12/10/2008
03:22
Rod Blagojevich's Birthday
The Colbert Report
S4
Governor, you really shouldn't have told anyone about last year's birthday wish to get away with your crimes.
12/10/2008
03:49
The Ghost of Stage Manager Bobby
The Colbert Report
S4
The ghost of Bobby returns to show Stephen what his life was like before he became a greedy, narcissistic shell of a man.
12/11/2008
00:37
Intro - 12/11/08
The Colbert Report
S4
Atheists are trying to take the Christ out of Christmas. What's next, taking the Christ out of Christiane Amanpour?
12/11/2008
00:38
Stephen Eats Ghost Ribs
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen wishes everybody a Merry Christmas, especially his former stage manager Bobby.
12/11/2008
07:09
Michael Phelps
The Colbert Report
S4
Michael Phelps will compete in the 2010 Winter Olympics after Stephen teaches him how to ice dance.
12/11/2008
07:22
The Word - The Unbearable Lightness of Supreme Being
The Colbert Report
S4
Christmas really burns atheists up, which they can think of as a preview of their afterlife.
12/11/2008
06:29
Colbert and Colmes - Roland Burris Appointment
The Colbert Report
S5
Rod Blagojevich proves himself to be a civil rights leader.
01/05/2009
04:37
John King
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen congratulates John King and the rest of the media on getting Obama elected.
01/05/2009
05:12
Tek Jansen - Beginning's First Dawn: Episode Three
The Colbert Report
S5
Tek Jansen attempts to free some innocent, delicious beings from slavery.
01/05/2009
00:27
Intro - 1/5/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen is still feeling the effects of his New Year's celebration.
01/05/2009
02:52
Colbert and Colmes - Colmes Gets Fired
The Colbert Report
S5
Alan Colmes can't come back to the show unless he has a book to promote.
01/05/2009
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