The Colbert Report
Colbert and Colmes - Colmes Gets Fired
Season 5 • 01/05/2009
Stephen fires Alan Colmes.
The Colbert ReportS4 Rod Blagojevich's Birthday
Governor, you really shouldn't have told anyone about last year's birthday wish to get away with your crimes.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Ghost of Stage Manager Bobby
The ghost of Bobby returns to show Stephen what his life was like before he became a greedy, narcissistic shell of a man.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 12/11/08
Atheists are trying to take the Christ out of Christmas. What's next, taking the Christ out of Christiane Amanpour?
The Colbert ReportS4 Stephen Eats Ghost Ribs
Stephen wishes everybody a Merry Christmas, especially his former stage manager Bobby.
The Colbert ReportS4 Michael Phelps
Michael Phelps will compete in the 2010 Winter Olympics after Stephen teaches him how to ice dance.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - The Unbearable Lightness of Supreme Being
Christmas really burns atheists up, which they can think of as a preview of their afterlife.
The Colbert ReportS5 Colbert and Colmes - Roland Burris Appointment
Rod Blagojevich proves himself to be a civil rights leader.
The Colbert ReportS5 John King
Stephen congratulates John King and the rest of the media on getting Obama elected.
The Colbert ReportS5 Tek Jansen - Beginning's First Dawn: Episode Three
Tek Jansen attempts to free some innocent, delicious beings from slavery.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 1/5/09
Stephen is still feeling the effects of his New Year's celebration.
The Colbert ReportS5 Colbert and Colmes - Colmes Gets Fired
Alan Colmes can't come back to the show unless he has a book to promote.
The Colbert ReportS5 Thank You, Stephen
Stephen wants to thank all the people who make this show possible.
The Colbert ReportS5 Ponzi Schemes
Bernard Madoff lost less money than AIG and he throws way better parties.
The Colbert ReportS5 Hiding Gold - David Leonhardt
David Leonhardt endorses Stephen's new business of hiding gold.
The Colbert ReportS5 Matt Miller
Matt Miller says the government must make sure we have basic securities like health care and pensions.
The Colbert ReportS5 Better Know a District - Utah's 3rd - Jason Chaffetz
Stephen beats Jason Chaffetz in leg wrestling.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 1/7/09
Obama wants to make it easier for people to sue their employers for past abuse. Jon Stewart, Stephen's silence about your workouts ends.
The Colbert ReportS5 Benicio Del Toro
Benicio Del Toro talks about meeting Castro to prepare for "Che."
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - Statute of Liberty
If Barack Obama wants people to get the justice they were denied in the past, he should get someone to deny their civil rights now.
The Colbert ReportS5 Dr. Gupta's Penis Pyramid
If Sanjay Gupta gets appointed as surgeon general he'll change the food pyramid.
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