The Colbert Report
Ponzi Schemes
Season 5 E 2 • 01/06/2009
Bernard Madoff lost less money than AIG and he throws way better parties.

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04:25
The Colbert ReportS4
Bobby the Stage Manager
Bobby the Stage Manager works Stephen like a borrowed mule.
12/28/2008
06:29
The Colbert ReportS5 E1
Colbert and Colmes - Roland Burris Appointment
Rod Blagojevich proves himself to be a civil rights leader.
01/05/2009
04:37
The Colbert ReportS5 E1
John King
Stephen congratulates John King and the rest of the media on getting Obama elected.
01/05/2009
05:12
The Colbert ReportS5 E1
Tek Jansen - Beginning's First Dawn: Episode Three
Tek Jansen attempts to free some innocent, delicious beings from slavery.
01/05/2009
00:27
The Colbert ReportS5 E1
Intro - 1/5/09
Stephen is still feeling the effects of his New Year's celebration.
01/05/2009
02:52
The Colbert ReportS5 E1
Colbert and Colmes - Colmes Gets Fired
Alan Colmes can't come back to the show unless he has a book to promote.
01/05/2009
00:25
The Colbert ReportS5 E2
Thank You, Stephen
Stephen wants to thank all the people who make this show possible.
01/06/2009
03:59
The Colbert ReportS5 E2
Hiding Gold - David Leonhardt
David Leonhardt endorses Stephen's new business of hiding gold.
01/06/2009
05:09
The Colbert ReportS5 E2
Matt Miller
Matt Miller says the government must make sure we have basic securities like health care and pensions.
01/06/2009
06:59
The Colbert ReportS5 E2
Better Know a District - Utah's 3rd - Jason Chaffetz
Stephen beats Jason Chaffetz in leg wrestling.
01/06/2009
03:28
The Colbert ReportS5 E2
Ponzi Schemes
Bernard Madoff lost less money than AIG and he throws way better parties.
01/06/2009
00:36
The Colbert ReportS5 E3
Intro - 1/7/09
Obama wants to make it easier for people to sue their employers for past abuse. Jon Stewart, Stephen's silence about your workouts ends.
01/07/2009
06:10
The Colbert ReportS5 E3
Benicio Del Toro
Benicio Del Toro talks about meeting Castro to prepare for "Che."
01/07/2009
05:32
The Colbert ReportS5 E3
The Word - Statute of Liberty
If Barack Obama wants people to get the justice they were denied in the past, he should get someone to deny their civil rights now.
01/07/2009
02:49
The Colbert ReportS5 E3
Dr. Gupta's Penis Pyramid
If Sanjay Gupta gets appointed as surgeon general he'll change the food pyramid.
01/07/2009
03:24
The Colbert ReportS5 E3
Tip/Wag - Cocaine Honey
Now we know that the missing honeybees are in the bathroom doing a bump.
01/07/2009
01:15
The Colbert ReportS5 E3
Che Stadium
Benicio Del Toro is here to promote his new movie about the building of Che Stadium.
01/07/2009
00:18
The Colbert ReportS5 E3
Pro-Commie Epic
Don't forget to see the pro-commie epic "Che."
01/07/2009
06:10
The Colbert ReportS5 E4
Lawrence Lessig
Lawrence Lessig says the outdated copyright laws have turned our kids into criminals.
01/08/2009
04:18
The Colbert ReportS5 E4
New York Times Abandons Dignity
The New York Times drops to its knees in a back alley for 20 bucks like the rest of us.
01/08/2009
00:12
The Colbert ReportS5 E4
A Really Good Book
Stephen remarks on his really good book.
01/08/2009
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