Crank Yankers

Karate for Spoonie

Season 2 E 2 • 03/11/2003

Spoonie Luv is determined to learn karate before he goes to jail.

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03:04

Helen's Cookies
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Helen is extremely attracted to her local grocer and requests that he deliver her cookies in a very personal manner.
07/21/2002
04:03

OCD Ken's Date
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While speaking to a dating service representative, OCD Ken requests an "even" woman.
07/21/2002
03:57

Hadassah Calls From Waste Management
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Hadassah expresses concerns that a couple may be exceeding their quota for poops per household.
07/28/2002
01:46

Karl Malone Needs Beanie Babies
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Karl Malone tries to persuade an employee at a toy store to sell him some Beanie Babies and Barbies.
07/28/2002
04:30

Birchum Gets an Estimate
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Birchum works through the logistics of transporting his 600-pound wife to the hospital.
07/28/2002
03:03

Elmer Looks for a Gift for His Wife
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To celebrate their 60th anniversary, Elmer plans to purchase a special gift for his wife.
03/04/2003
02:25

Special Ed Calls a Music Store
Crank YankersS2 E1

In an attempt to find a special record, Special Ed sings his favorite song to a record store clerk.
03/04/2003
03:37

Kevin and Katie Call to Confess
Crank YankersS2 E1

A father prompts his children to confess to stealing a brush and sticking a bar of soap in an unusual location.
03/04/2003
03:06

Gladys's Video Mix-Up
Crank YankersS2 E2

Gladys is shocked to find out that she inadvertently rented an X-rated film for her son's birthday day.
03/11/2003
03:03

Barnyard Noises
Crank YankersS2 E2

A man who is dissatisfied with his wife's refusal to make animal sounds during sex calls a phone sex operator.
03/11/2003
02:57

Karate for Spoonie
Crank YankersS2 E2

Spoonie Luv calls a karate school to try and find out the best way to defend himself in prison.
03/11/2003
03:26

Kevin Needs Help with His Homework
Crank YankersS2 E3

The local library gives Little Kevin the definitions of some very important words.
03/18/2003
02:17

Ken Calls a Phone Sex Line
Crank YankersS2 E3

Ken calls a phone sex hotline for the first time but has trouble communicating what he wants.
03/18/2003
02:51

Special Ed Wants to See a Movie
Crank YankersS2 E3

Special Ed calls a local movie theater to see how much it would cost to host his birthday party there.
03/18/2003
02:37

George Calls a Nutrition Center with Some Concerns
Crank YankersS2 E4

A nutrition store employee listens to George explain an allergic reaction he's having that's wreaked havoc on his testicles.
03/25/2003
02:57

Cammie Wants a Delivery
Crank YankersS2 E4

Cammie retaliates against her adulterous boyfriend by ordering a pizza with a side of revenge sex.
03/25/2003
03:20

Terrence Plans an Outing
Crank YankersS2 E4

A paintball game befitting the Olsen twins' status may be harder to organize than Terrence originally thought.
03/25/2003
02:54

Car Accident
Crank YankersS2 E5

A man becomes enraged after receiving a mysterious phone call from a stranger accusing his son of being a teenage maniac.
04/01/2003
01:56

Chip's House
Crank YankersS2 E5

While on the phone with a building supply store employee, Chip warns her not to be mean or racist.
04/01/2003
02:50

Niles Calls a Portrait Studio
Crank YankersS2 E5

Niles seeks the perfect photographer to take his portrait, but he has some very specific ideas.
04/01/2003
03:18

Michelle Gets a Shocking Phone Call
Crank YankersS2 E6

While preparing for a children's birthday party, Michelle receives a call from a pair of raucous radio personalities.
04/08/2003
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