The Colbert Report
America's Next GOP Model
Season 7 E 33 • 03/07/2011

Every American will sort of remember where they were when Newt Gingrich almost said he might be running for president.

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The Colbert ReportS7 E32
Mark Moffett

Mark Moffett says plants need an animal intermediary to carry the pollen to the next plant and do the deed.
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The Colbert ReportS7 E32
Fox News Suspends Contributors

Fox News sets a bad precedent by suspending two contributors who might be running for president.
03/03/2011
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The Colbert ReportS7 E32
Ice Cream Fight with Jimmy Fallon

The only way to settle the fight between Jimmy Fallon and Stephen is with an ice cream eating contest.
03/03/2011
04:36

The Colbert ReportS7 E32
Ice Cream Hallucination With Jimmy Fallon

Jimmy Fallon and Stephen enter into an altered state of butter pe-consciousness so they can learn to be friends.
03/03/2011
00:10

The Colbert ReportS7 E32
Sign Off - Late Night Snack

Stephen's got to say that Jimmy Fallon's Late Night Snack flavor is pretty good.
03/03/2011
06:25

The Colbert ReportS7 E33
On Notice - Mike Huckabee

Mike Huckabee is On Notice until he says something that will get him unwanted attention on The Colbert Report.
03/07/2011
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The Colbert ReportS7 E33
Joshua Foer

Joshua Foer explains that having a European coach was like bringing a gun to a knife fight at the U.S. Memory Championship.
03/07/2011
02:12

The Colbert ReportS7 E33
Art Stephen Up Challenge - Bid on Stephen's Portrait

Stephen invites average Americans with giant sacks of cash to bid on his portrait and unveils the latest no-prize-winning entry.
03/07/2011
02:45

The Colbert ReportS7 E33
Stephen Wants an iPad 2

Stephen would be the appiest man in the world if Apple gave him an iPad 2 and a panini press.
03/07/2011
00:35

The Colbert ReportS7 E33
Intro - 3/7/11

Stephen reveals the first Republican to enter the presidential race, looks at Obama's past, and asks Joshua Foer where he put his car keys.
03/07/2011
02:33

The Colbert ReportS7 E33
America's Next GOP Model

Every American will sort of remember where they were when Newt Gingrich almost said he might be running for president.
03/07/2011
03:59

The Colbert ReportS7 E34
Light Bulb Ban - Dale Bryk

Dale Bryk says the new and improved incandescent light bulbs use less energy and will put a dent in the deficit.
03/08/2011
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The Colbert ReportS7 E34
Sign Off - Welcome Zoe Simone Sanchez

Stephen is sure Zoe Simone Sanchez is wearing a limited edition Vera Wang onesie.
03/08/2011
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The Colbert ReportS7 E34
Dan Sinker

Dan Sinker questions the sanity of anyone who actually thought he was Rahm Emanuel on Twitter.
03/08/2011
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The Colbert ReportS7 E34
Happy Mardi Gras & International Women's Day

Stephen celebrates women's regrettable self-exposure and their achievements on Mardi Gras Day.
03/08/2011
03:18

The Colbert ReportS7 E34
Charlie Sheen & Fake Rahm Emanuel on Twitter

Charlie Sheen gets a new gig as Twitter overlord, and the fake Rahm Emanuel is unmasked.
03/08/2011
04:17

The Colbert ReportS7 E34
Light Bulb Ban

The socket huggers claim that pigtail bulbs last up to 10 years, but they haven't considered how the efficient lights will affect the joke-telling industry.
03/08/2011
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The Colbert ReportS7 E35
Bench Press - Anthony Weiner

Anthony Weiner wants to ensure that the Supreme Court upholds a standard of ethics by asking Clarence Thomas to recuse himself from health care cases.
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The Colbert ReportS7 E35
Intro - 3/9/11

Clarence Thomas may have a conflict of interest, and Stephen hopes David Brooks' book, "The Social Animal," is about a hamster on Facebook.
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The Colbert ReportS7 E35
David Brooks

David Brooks describes the way unconscious emotions affect people's decisions and values.
03/09/2011
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The Colbert ReportS7 E35
Stephen Gives Up Catholicism for Lent

Giving up Catholicism for Lent shows Stephen's devotion to the great religion that he no longer practices.
03/09/2011