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Morrissey
Season 9 • 10/09/2012
Indie rock legend Morrissey rails against Queen Elizabeth II, the royal wedding and carnivorism.
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02:39
Obama's Debate Apathy & PBS
The Colbert Report
S9
President Obama acts like he doesn't want to debate, and the Alpha Mitt plans to can Jim Lehrer and Big Bird.
10/04/2012
01:06
Sign Off - Welcome Baby Brumm!
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen's writer sends a story pitch during his first day with his new daughter.
10/08/2012
03:33
Koch Brothers & Orc Senate Candidate
The Colbert Report
S9
Charles and David Koch pledge $1 million to Arkansas House Republicans, and Maine state Senate candidate Colleen Lachowicz gets slammed for her gaming hobby.
10/08/2012
00:29
Intro - 10/8/12
The Colbert Report
S9
A new minority forms, campaign attacks target personal hobbies, and Mark Kelly plugs his children's book, "Mousetronaut."
10/08/2012
03:41
Unemployment Below Eight Percent
The Colbert Report
S9
The Bureau of Labor Statistics cooks the books for Barack Obama while his government-mooching allies get off the couch and go to work.
10/08/2012
05:36
Mark Kelly
The Colbert Report
S9
Former astronaut Mark Kelly recalls the Endeavour's final mission, Stephen's shuttle landing and the story behind "Mousetronaut."
10/08/2012
00:39
Intro - 10/9/12
The Colbert Report
S9
Russia sets its sights on the North Pole, Mitt Romney sends a warning to Iran, and music legend Morrissey stands up for animals.
10/09/2012
03:34
Mitt Romney's Vague, Long-Winded Foreign Threats
The Colbert Report
S9
Mitt Romney proves he knows what Americans want in international relations: a few extra wars in Syria, Iran, Afghanistan and Libya.
10/09/2012
03:20
President Obama's Obsessiveness Plea
The Colbert Report
S9
In the face of Mitt Romney starting to run for president, President Obama reveals his desperation during a California fundraiser.
10/09/2012
04:39
Smokin' Pole - The Quest for Arctic Riches - China & Russia
The Colbert Report
S9
Greenland officials see through China's sudden interest in their country, and Russia makes its holy mark on the North Pole.
10/09/2012
05:10
Morrissey
The Colbert Report
S9
The former lead singer of "The Smiths" talks about the Queen's Diamond Jubilee, radical vegetarianism and his song "Meat Is Murder."
10/09/2012
04:43
ThreatDown - Apple Fan-Bears, Drunk Cars & Bears
The Colbert Report
S9
Bears choose FaceTime over eating people's faces and discover that Americans are most vulnerable at the mall.
10/10/2012
05:36
Naomi Wolf
The Colbert Report
S9
Naomi Wolf explores low sexual desire among women, vaginal anatomy and America's outdated cultural script on sex.
10/10/2012
00:08
Sign Off - "Vagina: A New Biography"
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen reads up on female anatomy.
10/10/2012
04:54
The Word - Meducation
The Colbert Report
S9
Since America can't afford all the teachers it would take to give children personal attention, doctors recommend psychostimulants to improve kids' grades.
10/10/2012
04:56
Beverage-Based Polling & Pizza Toppings Town Hall
The Colbert Report
S9
The 7-Eleven coffee cup poll has a margin of error of "Mormons can't drink coffee," and Pizza Hut promises one town hall questioner free pies for life.
10/10/2012
00:35
Intro - 10/10/12
The Colbert Report
S9
America's education system finds answers, highways encounter trouble, and Naomi Wolf talks about her book, "Vagina: A New Biography."
10/10/2012
00:06
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen says goodnight.
10/11/2012
04:55
Chrystia Freeland
The Colbert Report
S9
In her book "Plutocrats," Chrystia Freeland argues that today's global economy allows the super rich to disregard the American middle class.
10/11/2012
07:36
This Changes Everything - Obama's Martian Gayness
The Colbert Report
S9
Rumors of President Obama's secret gay Martian past emanate from a top-secret government space teleportation program.
10/11/2012
02:36
The Vice-Presidential Debate
The Colbert Report
S9
Vice-presidential candidates Joe Biden and Paul Ryan debate in Kentucky, and critics question Barack Obama's relationship to moderator Martha Raddatz's ex-husband.
10/11/2012
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