The Colbert Report

John Stossel

Season 2 • 01/11/2006

John and Stephen talk about why kids are stupid.

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The In-Box - Taking a Bullet

Stephen attributes his ability to take a bullet from Conan O'Brien to the inspirational way Ronald Reagan got shot and shook it off.
01/10/2006
03:05

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The Word - Sleeper Cell

Stephen feels that it's our duty to stop the sexagaterrorist baby boomers from destroying our way of life.
01/10/2006
04:30

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Balls for Kidz - Bear Hunting

In response to a letter questioning his bear-hatred, Stephen has some expert hunters tell a group of kids how and why to hunt bears.
01/10/2006
00:31

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Intro - 1/11/06

Stephen looks at Samuel Alito's confirmation hearings, sits down with "20/20"'s John Stossel, and compares Freddy Krueger and the Mars rover.
01/11/2006
03:24

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The Word - Whatever

What Samuel Alito said in the past shouldn't have anything to do with the present or future.
01/11/2006
00:08

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Fract - Colbert Trivia

John Tyler had fifteen children but Stephen has fifteen million children.
01/11/2006
01:31

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Colbert Report Consumer Alert

Stephen is shocked by Chest Magazine's claim that cough syrup doesn't really work.
01/11/2006
02:29

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Alito Haters

Stephen proves that, contrary to media criticism, Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito is an exciting and hilarious man.
01/11/2006
01:41

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Sign Off - Future Money

Stephen adds a piggy bank to his bookshelf and puts in a dollar for the children's future. He tells them to smash it open in 2050 and trade the dollars for the new currency.
01/11/2006
04:29

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ThreatDown - Fathers and Sons

Stephen sounds the warning on dads who let their kids hang out in war zones, breeding robots, bears that aren't really hibernating and the Associated Press.
01/11/2006
05:43

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John Stossel

John Stossel tells Stephen what's wrong with the education system and Stephen tells John what a freedom-tarian is.
01/11/2006
06:43

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Better Know a District - New Jersey's 9th - Steven Rothman

Congressman Steve Rothman talks about New Jersey, the war in Iraq and what date movie he'd see with Stephen.
01/12/2006
00:32

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Intro - 1/12/06

Stephen will ask evolution expert Kenneth Miller about the Lord, Congressman Steve Rothman defends New Jersey and the Miss America Pageant gets back to its roots.
01/12/2006
01:17

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The Oscars

Stephen congratulates Jon Stewart for being asked to host the Oscars, but suggests the Academy reconsider and go with a CGI version of Bob Hope.
01/12/2006
03:29

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The Word - Double-Stick Tape

With the Miss America Competition reincorporating the word "Pageant" into its title, Stephen urges the rest of the world to have a little more zazz.
01/12/2006
00:08

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Fract - Frnap: Monarchy

Some governments are so not evolved, it's like they have a monarchy.
01/12/2006
02:04

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Michael Adams' Apology

Stephen gets Michael Adams to apologize for not giving him credit for "truthiness."
01/12/2006
05:16

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Kenneth Miller

Kenneth Miller talks about evolution, what's so clever about God, the flu and what he likes to call the "Steve Martin Theory of Evolution."
01/12/2006
04:10

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Martin Luther King Jr. Day

Martin Luther King Jr. Day is the perfect opportunity for Stephen to fire back at the privacy Gestapo.
01/16/2006
00:38

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Intro - 1/16/06

Stephen will tell you how the government knows about that thing you did to that thing. You should be ashamed, and so should that thing.
01/16/2006
02:21

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The Word - Cerrado!

Stephen has an elaborate idea for keeping America's borders closed, hinged on the cheap labor of illegal immigrants.
01/16/2006
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