The Colbert Report
John Stossel
Season 2 E 3 • 01/11/2006
John Stossel tells Stephen what's wrong with the education system and Stephen tells John what a freedom-tarian is.

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01:50
The Colbert ReportS2 E2
The In-Box - Taking a Bullet
Stephen attributes his ability to take a bullet from Conan O'Brien to the inspirational way Ronald Reagan got shot and shook it off.
01/10/2006
03:05
The Colbert ReportS2 E2
The Word - Sleeper Cell
Stephen feels that it's our duty to stop the sexagaterrorist baby boomers from destroying our way of life.
01/10/2006
04:30
The Colbert ReportS2 E2
Balls for Kidz - Bear Hunting
In response to a letter questioning his bear-hatred, Stephen has some expert hunters tell a group of kids how and why to hunt bears.
01/10/2006
00:31
The Colbert ReportS2 E3
Intro - 1/11/06
Stephen looks at Samuel Alito's confirmation hearings, sits down with "20/20"'s John Stossel, and compares Freddy Krueger and the Mars rover.
01/11/2006
03:24
The Colbert ReportS2 E3
The Word - Whatever
What Samuel Alito said in the past shouldn't have anything to do with the present or future.
01/11/2006
00:08
The Colbert ReportS2 E3
Fract - Colbert Trivia
John Tyler had fifteen children but Stephen has fifteen million children.
01/11/2006
01:31
The Colbert ReportS2 E3
Colbert Report Consumer Alert
Stephen is shocked by Chest Magazine's claim that cough syrup doesn't really work.
01/11/2006
02:29
The Colbert ReportS2 E3
Alito Haters
Stephen proves that, contrary to media criticism, Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito is an exciting and hilarious man.
01/11/2006
01:41
The Colbert ReportS2 E3
Sign Off - Future Money
Stephen adds a piggy bank to his bookshelf and puts in a dollar for the children's future. He tells them to smash it open in 2050 and trade the dollars for the new currency.
01/11/2006
04:29
The Colbert ReportS2 E3
ThreatDown - Fathers and Sons
Stephen sounds the warning on dads who let their kids hang out in war zones, breeding robots, bears that aren't really hibernating and the Associated Press.
01/11/2006
05:43
The Colbert ReportS2 E3
John Stossel
John Stossel tells Stephen what's wrong with the education system and Stephen tells John what a freedom-tarian is.
01/11/2006
06:43
The Colbert ReportS2 E4
Better Know a District - New Jersey's 9th - Steven Rothman
Congressman Steve Rothman talks about New Jersey, the war in Iraq and what date movie he'd see with Stephen.
01/12/2006
00:32
The Colbert ReportS2 E4
Intro - 1/12/06
Stephen will ask evolution expert Kenneth Miller about the Lord, Congressman Steve Rothman defends New Jersey and the Miss America Pageant gets back to its roots.
01/12/2006
01:17
The Colbert ReportS2 E4
The Oscars
Stephen congratulates Jon Stewart for being asked to host the Oscars, but suggests the Academy reconsider and go with a CGI version of Bob Hope.
01/12/2006
03:29
The Colbert ReportS2 E4
The Word - Double-Stick Tape
With the Miss America Competition reincorporating the word "Pageant" into its title, Stephen urges the rest of the world to have a little more zazz.
01/12/2006
00:08
The Colbert ReportS2 E4
Fract - Frnap: Monarchy
Some governments are so not evolved, it's like they have a monarchy.
01/12/2006
02:04
The Colbert ReportS2 E4
Michael Adams' Apology
Stephen gets Michael Adams to apologize for not giving him credit for "truthiness."
01/12/2006
05:16
The Colbert ReportS2 E4
Kenneth Miller
Kenneth Miller talks about evolution, what's so clever about God, the flu and what he likes to call the "Steve Martin Theory of Evolution."
01/12/2006
04:10
The Colbert ReportS2 E5
Martin Luther King Jr. Day
Martin Luther King Jr. Day is the perfect opportunity for Stephen to fire back at the privacy Gestapo.
01/16/2006
00:38
The Colbert ReportS2 E5
Intro - 1/16/06
Stephen will tell you how the government knows about that thing you did to that thing. You should be ashamed, and so should that thing.
01/16/2006
02:21
The Colbert ReportS2 E5
The Word - Cerrado!
Stephen has an elaborate idea for keeping America's borders closed, hinged on the cheap labor of illegal immigrants.
01/16/2006
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