The Colbert Report

Kenneth Miller

Season 2 • 01/12/2006

Kenneth Miller explains to Stephen how he got from the primordial soup to the show -- in his limo.

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The Colbert ReportS2
Alito Haters

Stephen proves that, contrary to media criticism, Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito is an exciting and hilarious man.
01/11/2006
01:41

The Colbert ReportS2
Sign Off - Future Money

Stephen adds a piggy bank to his bookshelf and puts in a dollar for the children's future. He tells them to smash it open in 2050 and trade the dollars for the new currency.
01/11/2006
04:29

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ThreatDown - Fathers and Sons

Stephen sounds the warning on dads who let their kids hang out in war zones, breeding robots, bears that aren't really hibernating and the Associated Press.
01/11/2006
05:43

The Colbert ReportS2
John Stossel

John Stossel tells Stephen what's wrong with the education system and Stephen tells John what a freedom-tarian is.
01/11/2006
06:43

The Colbert ReportS2
Better Know a District - New Jersey's 9th - Steven Rothman

Congressman Steve Rothman talks about New Jersey, the war in Iraq and what date movie he'd see with Stephen.
01/12/2006
00:32

The Colbert ReportS2
Intro - 1/12/06

Stephen will ask evolution expert Kenneth Miller about the Lord, Congressman Steve Rothman defends New Jersey and the Miss America Pageant gets back to its roots.
01/12/2006
01:17

The Colbert ReportS2
The Oscars

Stephen congratulates Jon Stewart for being asked to host the Oscars, but suggests the Academy reconsider and go with a CGI version of Bob Hope.
01/12/2006
03:29

The Colbert ReportS2
The Word - Double-Stick Tape

With the Miss America Competition reincorporating the word "Pageant" into its title, Stephen urges the rest of the world to have a little more zazz.
01/12/2006
00:08

The Colbert ReportS2
Fract - Frnap: Monarchy

Some governments are so not evolved, it's like they have a monarchy.
01/12/2006
02:04

The Colbert ReportS2
Michael Adams' Apology

Stephen gets Michael Adams to apologize for not giving him credit for "truthiness."
01/12/2006
05:16

The Colbert ReportS2
Kenneth Miller

Kenneth Miller talks about evolution, what's so clever about God, the flu and what he likes to call the "Steve Martin Theory of Evolution."
01/12/2006
04:10

The Colbert ReportS2
Martin Luther King Jr. Day

Martin Luther King Jr. Day is the perfect opportunity for Stephen to fire back at the privacy Gestapo.
01/16/2006
00:38

The Colbert ReportS2
Intro - 1/16/06

Stephen will tell you how the government knows about that thing you did to that thing. You should be ashamed, and so should that thing.
01/16/2006
02:21

The Colbert ReportS2
The Word - Cerrado!

Stephen has an elaborate idea for keeping America's borders closed, hinged on the cheap labor of illegal immigrants.
01/16/2006
03:09

The Colbert ReportS2
Movies That Are Destroying America - Transamerica

Stephen expresses his disappointment in the sequel to "National Velvet."
01/16/2006
07:17

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George Stephanopoulos

George Stephanopoulos relates politics to wrestling at Stephen's insistence.
01/16/2006
00:10

The Colbert ReportS2
Fract - Captain North Korea

A near-mint "Captain America" is way more valuable than a near-mint "Captain North Korea."
01/16/2006
02:22

The Colbert ReportS2
Sign Off - I Have a Dreamsicle

Stephen compares race relations to his Dreamsicle ice cream pop.
01/16/2006
01:14

The Colbert ReportS2
The Golden Globes

Stephen's assistant had to give him the details on Reese Witherspoon, Steve Carrell and Harrison Ford at the Golden Globes.
01/17/2006
03:08

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The Word - Old School

Stephen takes a look at the old school God and shows us how the new one is tougher and clearer about everything.
01/17/2006
03:25

The Colbert ReportS2
Age-Defying Pancakes

Pat Robertson's Age-Defying Pancakes make Stephen feel good and think clear.
01/17/2006
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