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The Word - Cerrado!
Season 2 • 01/16/2006
Stephen declares America closed since the 1970s.
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The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - Double-Stick Tape
With the Miss America Competition reincorporating the word "Pageant" into its title, Stephen urges the rest of the world to have a little more zazz.
01/12/2006
00:08
The Colbert Report
S2
Fract - Frnap: Monarchy
Some governments are so not evolved, it's like they have a monarchy.
01/12/2006
02:04
The Colbert Report
S2
Michael Adams' Apology
Stephen gets Michael Adams to apologize for not giving him credit for "truthiness."
01/12/2006
05:16
The Colbert Report
S2
Kenneth Miller
Kenneth Miller talks about evolution, what's so clever about God, the flu and what he likes to call the "Steve Martin Theory of Evolution."
01/12/2006
04:10
The Colbert Report
S2
Martin Luther King Jr. Day
Martin Luther King Jr. Day is the perfect opportunity for Stephen to fire back at the privacy Gestapo.
01/16/2006
00:38
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 1/16/06
Stephen will tell you how the government knows about that thing you did to that thing. You should be ashamed, and so should that thing.
01/16/2006
03:09
The Colbert Report
S2
Movies That Are Destroying America - Transamerica
Stephen expresses his disappointment in the sequel to "National Velvet."
01/16/2006
07:17
The Colbert Report
S2
George Stephanopoulos
George Stephanopoulos relates politics to wrestling at Stephen's insistence.
01/16/2006
00:10
The Colbert Report
S2
Fract - Captain North Korea
A near-mint "Captain America" is way more valuable than a near-mint "Captain North Korea."
01/16/2006
02:22
The Colbert Report
S2
Sign Off - I Have a Dreamsicle
Stephen compares race relations to his Dreamsicle ice cream pop.
01/16/2006
02:21
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - Cerrado!
Stephen has an elaborate idea for keeping America's borders closed, hinged on the cheap labor of illegal immigrants.
01/16/2006
01:14
The Colbert Report
S2
The Golden Globes
Stephen's assistant had to give him the details on Reese Witherspoon, Steve Carrell and Harrison Ford at the Golden Globes.
01/17/2006
03:08
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - Old School
Stephen takes a look at the old school God and shows us how the new one is tougher and clearer about everything.
01/17/2006
03:25
The Colbert Report
S2
Age-Defying Pancakes
Pat Robertson's Age-Defying Pancakes make Stephen feel good and think clear.
01/17/2006
01:51
The Colbert Report
S2
Wilford Brimley Calls - Oatmeal
Wilford Brimley calls up Stephen to complain about a raccoon in his house, Stephen always making up words and missing maple.
01/17/2006
06:18
The Colbert Report
S2
Andrew Sullivan
Stephen talks to Andrew Sullivan about blogging and the repercussions of some of his blog posts.
01/17/2006
00:34
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S2
Intro - 1/17/06
Stephen talks to Time Magazine blogger Andrew Sullivan, covers Canada's race for prime minister and asks the real Eminem marriage to please stand up, please stand up.
01/17/2006
03:42
The Colbert Report
S2
Tip/Wag - Eminem
Prime Minister Paul Martin brings negative campaigning to Canada, Stephen calls Oregon the Canada of California, and Eminem patches things up with his wife.
01/17/2006
03:51
The Colbert Report
S2
The De-Edumacation of the American Brainscape
It's inappropriate for Stephen, as the educator/host, to have a relationship with an audience member/student.
01/18/2006
03:49
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - Smarterer
You don't need a lot of knowledge if you put a lot of anger behind those few things you do know.
01/18/2006
06:21
The Colbert Report
S2
Frank McCourt
Training German Shepherds in Germany prepared Frank McCourt to teach high school.
01/18/2006
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