The Colbert Report

The Word - Cerrado!

Season 2 • 01/16/2006

Stephen declares America closed since the 1970s.

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The Word - Double-Stick Tape

With the Miss America Competition reincorporating the word "Pageant" into its title, Stephen urges the rest of the world to have a little more zazz.
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Fract - Frnap: Monarchy

Some governments are so not evolved, it's like they have a monarchy.
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Michael Adams' Apology

Stephen gets Michael Adams to apologize for not giving him credit for "truthiness."
01/12/2006
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Kenneth Miller

Kenneth Miller talks about evolution, what's so clever about God, the flu and what he likes to call the "Steve Martin Theory of Evolution."
01/12/2006
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Martin Luther King Jr. Day

Martin Luther King Jr. Day is the perfect opportunity for Stephen to fire back at the privacy Gestapo.
01/16/2006
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Intro - 1/16/06

Stephen will tell you how the government knows about that thing you did to that thing. You should be ashamed, and so should that thing.
01/16/2006
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Movies That Are Destroying America - Transamerica

Stephen expresses his disappointment in the sequel to "National Velvet."
01/16/2006
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George Stephanopoulos

George Stephanopoulos relates politics to wrestling at Stephen's insistence.
01/16/2006
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Fract - Captain North Korea

A near-mint "Captain America" is way more valuable than a near-mint "Captain North Korea."
01/16/2006
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Sign Off - I Have a Dreamsicle

Stephen compares race relations to his Dreamsicle ice cream pop.
01/16/2006
02:21

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The Word - Cerrado!

Stephen has an elaborate idea for keeping America's borders closed, hinged on the cheap labor of illegal immigrants.
01/16/2006
01:14

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The Golden Globes

Stephen's assistant had to give him the details on Reese Witherspoon, Steve Carrell and Harrison Ford at the Golden Globes.
01/17/2006
03:08

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The Word - Old School

Stephen takes a look at the old school God and shows us how the new one is tougher and clearer about everything.
01/17/2006
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Age-Defying Pancakes

Pat Robertson's Age-Defying Pancakes make Stephen feel good and think clear.
01/17/2006
01:51

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Wilford Brimley Calls - Oatmeal

Wilford Brimley calls up Stephen to complain about a raccoon in his house, Stephen always making up words and missing maple.
01/17/2006
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Andrew Sullivan

Stephen talks to Andrew Sullivan about blogging and the repercussions of some of his blog posts.
01/17/2006
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Intro - 1/17/06

Stephen talks to Time Magazine blogger Andrew Sullivan, covers Canada's race for prime minister and asks the real Eminem marriage to please stand up, please stand up.
01/17/2006
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Tip/Wag - Eminem

Prime Minister Paul Martin brings negative campaigning to Canada, Stephen calls Oregon the Canada of California, and Eminem patches things up with his wife.
01/17/2006
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The De-Edumacation of the American Brainscape

It's inappropriate for Stephen, as the educator/host, to have a relationship with an audience member/student.
01/18/2006
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The Word - Smarterer

You don't need a lot of knowledge if you put a lot of anger behind those few things you do know.
01/18/2006
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Frank McCourt

Training German Shepherds in Germany prepared Frank McCourt to teach high school.
01/18/2006
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