The Colbert Report

Intro - 1/12/06

Season 2 • 01/12/2006

Evolution expert Kenneth Miller stops by to tell Stephen why he hates God.

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02:29

Alito Haters
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Stephen proves that, contrary to media criticism, Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito is an exciting and hilarious man.
01/11/2006
01:41

Sign Off - Future Money
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Stephen adds a piggy bank to his bookshelf and puts in a dollar for the children's future. He tells them to smash it open in 2050 and trade the dollars for the new currency.
01/11/2006
04:29

ThreatDown - Fathers and Sons
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Stephen sounds the warning on dads who let their kids hang out in war zones, breeding robots, bears that aren't really hibernating and the Associated Press.
01/11/2006
05:43

John Stossel
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John Stossel tells Stephen what's wrong with the education system and Stephen tells John what a freedom-tarian is.
01/11/2006
06:43

Better Know a District - New Jersey's 9th - Steven Rothman
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Congressman Steve Rothman talks about New Jersey, the war in Iraq and what date movie he'd see with Stephen.
01/12/2006
01:17

The Oscars
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Stephen congratulates Jon Stewart for being asked to host the Oscars, but suggests the Academy reconsider and go with a CGI version of Bob Hope.
01/12/2006
03:29

The Word - Double-Stick Tape
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With the Miss America Competition reincorporating the word "Pageant" into its title, Stephen urges the rest of the world to have a little more zazz.
01/12/2006
00:08

Fract - Frnap: Monarchy
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Some governments are so not evolved, it's like they have a monarchy.
01/12/2006
02:04

Michael Adams' Apology
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Stephen gets Michael Adams to apologize for not giving him credit for "truthiness."
01/12/2006
05:16

Kenneth Miller
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Kenneth Miller talks about evolution, what's so clever about God, the flu and what he likes to call the "Steve Martin Theory of Evolution."
01/12/2006
00:32

Intro - 1/12/06
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Stephen will ask evolution expert Kenneth Miller about the Lord, Congressman Steve Rothman defends New Jersey and the Miss America Pageant gets back to its roots.
01/12/2006
04:10

Martin Luther King Jr. Day
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Martin Luther King Jr. Day is the perfect opportunity for Stephen to fire back at the privacy Gestapo.
01/16/2006
00:38

Intro - 1/16/06
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Stephen will tell you how the government knows about that thing you did to that thing. You should be ashamed, and so should that thing.
01/16/2006
02:21

The Word - Cerrado!
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Stephen has an elaborate idea for keeping America's borders closed, hinged on the cheap labor of illegal immigrants.
01/16/2006
03:09

Movies That Are Destroying America - Transamerica
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Stephen expresses his disappointment in the sequel to "National Velvet."
01/16/2006
07:17

George Stephanopoulos
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George Stephanopoulos relates politics to wrestling at Stephen's insistence.
01/16/2006
00:10

Fract - Captain North Korea
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A near-mint "Captain America" is way more valuable than a near-mint "Captain North Korea."
01/16/2006
02:22

Sign Off - I Have a Dreamsicle
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Stephen compares race relations to his Dreamsicle ice cream pop.
01/16/2006
01:14

The Golden Globes
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Stephen's assistant had to give him the details on Reese Witherspoon, Steve Carrell and Harrison Ford at the Golden Globes.
01/17/2006
03:08

The Word - Old School
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Stephen takes a look at the old school God and shows us how the new one is tougher and clearer about everything.
01/17/2006
03:25

Age-Defying Pancakes
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Pat Robertson's Age-Defying Pancakes make Stephen feel good and think clear.
01/17/2006
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