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The Colbert Report
Intro - 8/15/07
Season 3 • 08/15/2007
Journalists -- you're working on a new deadline.
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01:20
DNA: Could It Happen To You? - Incrimination
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen discovers he is the next in a long line of famous people who have DNA.
08/14/2007
06:22
Jerry Miller
The Colbert Report
S3
DNA freed Jerry Miller after 26 years in prison. Stephen presents him with a card.
08/14/2007
05:27
Dr. Spencer Wells
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen's grandfather collected over 100,000 issues of National Geographic
08/14/2007
05:58
DNA: Could It Happen To You? - Jackknife
The Colbert Report
S3
When a tanker truck full of Formula 401 jackknifes, Stephen decides to learn more about DNA.
08/14/2007
03:35
The Word - Potential
The Colbert Report
S3
Alberto Gonzales could become a one-man justice system, like RoboCop.
08/15/2007
00:44
Sign Off - Doctor's Orders
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen thinks the e-collar his doctor instructed him to wear is totally unnecessary.
08/15/2007
01:45
Jewish Colbert Ancestry
The Colbert Report
S3
If Stephen's Jewish grandmother had testicles, she would be his Jewish grandfather.
08/15/2007
05:37
Michael Wallis
The Colbert Report
S3
Michael Wallis is the author of "The Lincoln Highway," which goes from San Francisco to Times Square. Stephen assumes it's for shuttling gay people to Broadway musicals.
08/15/2007
01:46
Monkey on the Lam - Oliver
The Colbert Report
S3
Beware! A monkey escaped from the Tupelo Zoo after he picked the lock to his cage again.
08/15/2007
05:51
Markos Moulitsas
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen catches Markos Moulitsas, founder of DailyKos.com, in a truly hateful position.
08/15/2007
00:30
Intro - 8/15/07
The Colbert Report
S3
In tonight's episode, Stephen discusses driving with author Michael Wallis, and Alberto Gonzales gets the power to fast track executions.
08/15/2007
05:17
Andrew Keen
The Colbert Report
S3
Andrew Keen, author of "The Cult of the Amateur," believes the Internet has replaced professionals with amateurs. It's certainly true of porn.
08/16/2007
00:31
Intro - 8/16/07
The Colbert Report
S3
In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with author Andrew Keen and takes a look at the Iowa Straw Poll.
08/16/2007
06:48
Mike Huckabee
The Colbert Report
S3
Thanks to the Colbert Bump, Governor Mike Huckabee will be the next President of the United States.
08/16/2007
04:05
Cheating Death - Gene Therapy
The Colbert Report
S3
Gene therapy will cure our most devastating health problems -- like erectile dysfunction in mice.
08/16/2007
02:40
Colbert-Branson Trainwreck
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen tries to quiet rumors about the most explosive interview of the year -- The Colbert-Branson Trainwreck.
08/16/2007
00:44
WristStrong Bracelets
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen's audience has been given WristStrong bracelets with instruction to surrender them to anyone they meet who is famous.
08/20/2007
03:08
The Word - Made in Iraq
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen thinks we should make all our stuff in Iraq, and use the Iraqi model on every country that has something he wants.
08/20/2007
00:32
Intro - 8/20/07
The Colbert Report
S3
In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with LEGO artist Nathan Sawaya and takes a look at the people who are keeping our borders safe.
08/20/2007
04:39
Nathan Sawaya
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen asks Nathan Sawaya if becoming a LEGO artist was the best way he could think of to tell his parents to go to hell.
08/20/2007
06:26
Nailed 'Em - Northern Border
The Colbert Report
S3
The northern border patrol is working at keeping out Canadian drug fiends.
08/20/2007
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