The Colbert ReportS3 E103Sign Off - Toenails
Don't forget to clip your toenails before you go to bed.
The Colbert ReportS3 E104The Word - White Guy
With Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton presenting some serious competition, Stephen suggests that John Edwards declare himself a black woman.
The Colbert ReportS3 E104Rove Resigns
Stephen is having a few problems with prescription painkillers. He's hearing voices and having hallucinations like bats and the resignation of Karl Rove.
The Colbert ReportS3 E104Michael Jacobson
Michael Jacobson stops by to seriously bum out Stephen about pepperoni pizza, Cheddar Combos and pretty much everything else that he loves to eat.
The Colbert ReportS3 E104Sign Off - Americone Dream
Stephen gives a quick plug for Americone Dream and says it's delicious with salt.
The Colbert ReportS3 E104ThreatDown - Bats
Stephen warns us about loose monkeys, bats that set off fire alarms, an androgynous panda bear and Karl Rove.
The Colbert ReportS3 E104Intro - 8/13/07
Stephen tries to introduce the show but freaks out. He can't find his camera and he can't find his pills.
The Colbert ReportS3 E105DNA: Could It Happen To You? - Incrimination
Stephen discovers he is the next in a long line of famous people who have DNA.
The Colbert ReportS3 E105Dr. Spencer Wells
Stephen's grandfather collected over 100,000 issues of National Geographic
The Colbert ReportS3 E105DNA: Could It Happen To You? - Jackknife
When a tanker truck full of Formula 401 jackknifes, Stephen decides to learn more about DNA.
The Colbert ReportS3 E105Jerry Miller
DNA freed Jerry Miller after 26 years in prison. Stephen presents him with a card.
The Colbert ReportS3 E106The Word - Potential
Alberto Gonzales could become a one-man justice system, like RoboCop.
The Colbert ReportS3 E106Sign Off - Doctor's Orders
Stephen thinks the e-collar his doctor instructed him to wear is totally unnecessary.
The Colbert ReportS3 E106Jewish Colbert Ancestry
If Stephen's Jewish grandmother had testicles, she would be his Jewish grandfather.
The Colbert ReportS3 E106Michael Wallis
Michael Wallis is the author of "The Lincoln Highway," which goes from San Francisco to Times Square. Stephen assumes it's for shuttling gay people to Broadway musicals.
The Colbert ReportS3 E106Intro - 8/15/07
In tonight's episode, Stephen discusses driving with author Michael Wallis, and Alberto Gonzales gets the power to fast track executions.
The Colbert ReportS3 E106Monkey on the Lam - Oliver
Beware! A monkey escaped from the Tupelo Zoo after he picked the lock to his cage again.
The Colbert ReportS3 E106Markos Moulitsas
Stephen catches Markos Moulitsas, founder of DailyKos.com, in a truly hateful position.
The Colbert ReportS3 E107Andrew Keen
Andrew Keen, author of "The Cult of the Amateur," believes the Internet has replaced professionals with amateurs. It's certainly true of porn.
The Colbert ReportS3 E107Intro - 8/16/07
In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with author Andrew Keen and takes a look at the Iowa Straw Poll.