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Season 3 • 04/23/2007

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00:33

Hyperbole-Off
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Stephen may have lost the Meta-Free-Phor-All to Sean Penn, but he will not lose his upcoming Hyperbole-Off to George Clooney.
04/19/2007
02:34

God's Pet Chimp
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Human DNA has stopped evolving because God got us right the first time when he intelligently designed us.
04/19/2007
08:27

Meta-Free-Phor-All: Shall I Nail Thee to a Summer's Day?
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Stephen has a metaphor for Sean Penn: Sean Penn is a big mean jerk, and Stephen hates him.
04/19/2007
02:59

The Word - $400 Haircut
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Sure, John Edwards grew up poor, but if he really cared about the poor, he would have stayed poor.
04/19/2007
02:08

Stephanie's Winning!
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Stephen's adopted turtle, Stephanie Colbertle, is leading the Great Turtle Race, while two other lady turtles hang back at the nesting grounds, listening to Melissa Etheridge.
04/23/2007
00:42

Gonzales Forgot
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Alberto Gonzales said 71 times that he couldn't remember details on the U.S. attorney firings, but he only remembers saying it once.
04/23/2007
04:51

ThreatDown - MySpace
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It's bad enough that MySpace exposes our teens to child predators, now they're corrupting our youth with journalism.
04/23/2007
00:30

Intro - 4/23/07
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Conservatives want a fresh new face, Sheryl Crow confronts Karl Rove and Def Jam's Russell Simmons sits down with Stephen.
04/23/2007
04:58

Mike Huckabee - Running Mate Bid
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Mike Huckabee and Stephen talk about plastic fruit and rowing in paddleboats in Central Park.
04/23/2007
05:45

Russell Simmons
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Russell Simmons talks about Oprah, diamonds and the secret to success.
04/23/2007
00:11

Colbert Nation Online Discussion Group
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Stephen speaks to those interested in joining a Colbert Nation discussion group.
04/23/2007
03:22

D.C. Voting Rights - Eleanor Holmes Norton
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Stephen tells Eleanor Holmes Norton that this is the United States of America, not the United Districts of Columbia of America.
04/24/2007
03:18

The Word - Act Globally
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According to the head of the EPA, George W. Bush is making major progress -- there is a 4/10ths of one percent reduction in the increase of greenhouse gasses.
04/24/2007
02:48

60% Good News
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When Stephen watches "Fox & Friends," he feels like he's watching a Disney movie about the news.
04/24/2007
06:32

Dr. Andrew Weil
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Dr. Andrew Weil tells Stephen that it's possible to channel his rage in a useful way and that he finds Dr. House to be too cynical.
04/24/2007
00:55

Bye-Bye to Boris
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Russia's first democratically elected President, Boris Yeltsin, has passed away and the New York Post has paid tribute with their usual class and sensitivity.
04/24/2007
01:12

Sign Off - Captain Lead
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Stephen reminisces about his favorite childhood toys: Captain Lead, General Light Socket, Admiral Dry Cleaning Bag, Lieutenant Fluffy -- and his wad of asbestos.
04/24/2007
00:32

Intro - 4/24/07
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Stephen discusses President Bush's fight against global warming and the two seats being considered for Congress, and sits down with new age medical guru Dr. Andrew Weil.
04/24/2007
01:35

Alpha Dog of the Week - Uncle Ben
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After 61 years, Uncle Ben is now not only spokesman of his products but CEO of the company.
04/24/2007
01:18

New Issue of GQ
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Stephen expects the new issue of GQ with him on the cover to be the most popular issue they've ever had.
04/25/2007
04:52

Four Horsemen of the A-Pop-Calypse - Prayer
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People don't develop special powers, they pray for them. The only reason Superman can fly is because Jesus is carrying him.
04/25/2007
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