The Colbert Report

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Season 5 • 05/21/2009

Stephen calls India to congratulate Shashi Tharoor on his parliamentary win.

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The Colbert ReportS5
Intro - 5/20/09

Torture memo author John Yoo gets a newspaper column, and Nancy Pelosi says the CIA lied to her.
05/20/2009
06:02

The Colbert ReportS5
Seth Shostak

Seth Shostak believes that, unless Earth is a miracle, there is most likely life among the trillion planets.
05/20/2009
00:04

The Colbert ReportS5
Goodnight

That's it for The Report, everybody.
05/20/2009
06:56

The Colbert ReportS5
She Said, CIA Said - Bob Graham

Bob Graham's diary doesn't say anything about the CIA briefing him on waterboarding.
05/20/2009
04:15

The Colbert ReportS5
DonorsChoose.org Classroom Projects

You've already donated over $63,000 to DonorsChoose.org, but there are classroom projects that still need your support.
05/20/2009
02:20

The Colbert ReportS5
Extra! Extra! Bleed All About It!

John Yoo had all the qualifications the Philadelphia Inquirer was looking for, in that they were afraid to tell him no.
05/20/2009
00:34

The Colbert ReportS5
Intro - 5/21/09

Stephen reveals most of the Indian election results, and Green Day talks about their album, "21st Century Breakdown."
05/21/2009
01:38

The Colbert ReportS5
47-Million-Year-Old Fossil

A newly discovered 47-million-year-old fossil doesn't look anything like Stephen's Aunt Ida.
05/21/2009
05:13

The Colbert ReportS5
Green Day

Green Day discusses Wal-Mart's censorship and considers covering one of Stephen's patriotic songs.
05/21/2009
04:58

The Colbert ReportS5
Formidable Opponent - Pragmatism or Idealism

Idealist Stephen and the pragmatist Stephen attempt a compromise on how best to deal with cats and dogs.
05/21/2009
04:01

The Colbert ReportS5
Naan-Partisan

Stephen calls Shashi Tharoor to congratulate him on getting the Colbert Bump.
05/21/2009
00:17

The Colbert ReportS5
Dance for Stephen

Stephen entertained you for half an hour, now it's your turn to dance for him.
06/01/2009
00:37

The Colbert ReportS5
Intro - 6/01/09

Republicans could lose their Latino voter, and you can see Stephen's Persian Gulf destination from Sarah Palin's house.
06/01/2009
03:26

The Colbert ReportS5
Sonia Sotomayor's Nomination - Jeffrey Toobin

After 106 white male Supreme Court justices, Jeffrey Toobin thinks it might be time to change the court dynamics.
06/01/2009
02:30

The Colbert ReportS5
Guns in National Parks

Thanks to Tom Coburn and the NRA, campers need no longer live in fear of being carjacked by a bison.
06/01/2009
02:49

The Colbert ReportS5
Supreme Court Press

Sonia Sotomayor's nomination sends a terrible message to all the white boys out there who dream of having their judicial reputations destroyed by the media.
06/01/2009
05:57

The Colbert ReportS5
Byron Dorgan

Byron Dorgan doesn't believe in the kind of banking modernization that caused the Great Depression.
06/01/2009
03:39

The Colbert ReportS5
Where and When Is Stephen Going to the Persian Gulf? - United Arab Emirates

When in the Persian Gulf, do as the Persians do, so Stephen's packing a box of their official Sheik condoms.
06/01/2009
01:50

The Colbert ReportS5
Saudi Arabia Press Restrictions

Saudi Arabia needlessly warns American journalists traveling with President Obama against reporting on anything other than Obama.
06/02/2009
07:17

The Colbert ReportS5
Cheating Death - Cheerios, Soda Paralysis & Oprah's Crazy Talk

Cheerios marketing receives FDA scrutiny, soda drinkers face paralysis, and Oprah endorses dubious health advice.
06/02/2009
00:38

The Colbert ReportS5
Intro - 6/2/09

The FDA challenges medical claims made by Cheerios, and Jim Moran protects kids from erectile dysfunction advertising.
06/02/2009
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