The Colbert Report
Season 5 • 05/21/2009
Stephen doesn't buy that the 47-million-year-old fossil is our aunt.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 5/20/09
Torture memo author John Yoo gets a newspaper column, and Nancy Pelosi says the CIA lied to her.
The Colbert ReportS5 Seth Shostak
Seth Shostak believes that, unless Earth is a miracle, there is most likely life among the trillion planets.
The Colbert ReportS5 She Said, CIA Said - Bob Graham
Bob Graham's diary doesn't say anything about the CIA briefing him on waterboarding.
The Colbert ReportS5 DonorsChoose.org Classroom Projects
You've already donated over $63,000 to DonorsChoose.org, but there are classroom projects that still need your support.
The Colbert ReportS5 Extra! Extra! Bleed All About It!
John Yoo had all the qualifications the Philadelphia Inquirer was looking for, in that they were afraid to tell him no.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 5/21/09
Stephen reveals most of the Indian election results, and Green Day talks about their album, "21st Century Breakdown."
The Colbert ReportS5 Green Day
Green Day discusses Wal-Mart's censorship and considers covering one of Stephen's patriotic songs.
The Colbert ReportS5 Naan-Partisan
Stephen calls Shashi Tharoor to congratulate him on getting the Colbert Bump.
The Colbert ReportS5 Formidable Opponent - Pragmatism or Idealism
Idealist Stephen and the pragmatist Stephen attempt a compromise on how best to deal with cats and dogs.
The Colbert ReportS5 47-Million-Year-Old Fossil
A newly discovered 47-million-year-old fossil doesn't look anything like Stephen's Aunt Ida.
The Colbert ReportS5 Dance for Stephen
Stephen entertained you for half an hour, now it's your turn to dance for him.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 6/01/09
Republicans could lose their Latino voter, and you can see Stephen's Persian Gulf destination from Sarah Palin's house.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sonia Sotomayor's Nomination - Jeffrey Toobin
After 106 white male Supreme Court justices, Jeffrey Toobin thinks it might be time to change the court dynamics.
The Colbert ReportS5 Guns in National Parks
Thanks to Tom Coburn and the NRA, campers need no longer live in fear of being carjacked by a bison.
The Colbert ReportS5 Supreme Court Press
Sonia Sotomayor's nomination sends a terrible message to all the white boys out there who dream of having their judicial reputations destroyed by the media.
The Colbert ReportS5 Byron Dorgan
Byron Dorgan doesn't believe in the kind of banking modernization that caused the Great Depression.
The Colbert ReportS5 Where and When Is Stephen Going to the Persian Gulf? - United Arab Emirates
When in the Persian Gulf, do as the Persians do, so Stephen's packing a box of their official Sheik condoms.
The Colbert ReportS5 Saudi Arabia Press Restrictions
Saudi Arabia needlessly warns American journalists traveling with President Obama against reporting on anything other than Obama.
The Colbert ReportS5 Cheating Death - Cheerios, Soda Paralysis & Oprah's Crazy Talk
Cheerios marketing receives FDA scrutiny, soda drinkers face paralysis, and Oprah endorses dubious health advice.
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