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The Colbert Report
Intro - 5/20/09
Season 5 • 05/20/2009
Torture memo author John Yoo gets a newspaper column. He'll bury the lead alive.
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06:24
Walter Kirn
The Colbert Report
S5
Walter Kirn believes that putting Ivy League schools like Princeton on the web would show those attending state schools they're not inferior.
05/19/2009
00:09
Stephen's Show
The Colbert Report
S5
That's it for the show -- Stephen's show.
05/19/2009
00:32
Intro - 5/19/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Republicans find a way to make us love them again, and a Difference Maker stands up to the government.
05/19/2009
04:49
The Word - I Know You Are But What Am I?
The Colbert Report
S5
If the Republicans really want people to go against the Democrats, they'll need a name that instantly turns people off.
05/19/2009
06:24
Difference Makers - Stephen Keith
The Colbert Report
S5
Government regulation strangles Tombstone, AZ until actor Stephen Keith fires back with fake guns.
05/19/2009
06:02
Seth Shostak
The Colbert Report
S5
Seth Shostak believes that, unless Earth is a miracle, there is most likely life among the trillion planets.
05/20/2009
00:04
Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S5
That's it for The Report, everybody.
05/20/2009
06:56
She Said, CIA Said - Bob Graham
The Colbert Report
S5
Bob Graham's diary doesn't say anything about the CIA briefing him on waterboarding.
05/20/2009
04:15
DonorsChoose.org Classroom Projects
The Colbert Report
S5
You've already donated over $63,000 to DonorsChoose.org, but there are classroom projects that still need your support.
05/20/2009
02:20
Extra! Extra! Bleed All About It!
The Colbert Report
S5
John Yoo had all the qualifications the Philadelphia Inquirer was looking for, in that they were afraid to tell him no.
05/20/2009
00:33
Intro - 5/20/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Torture memo author John Yoo gets a newspaper column, and Nancy Pelosi says the CIA lied to her.
05/20/2009
00:34
Intro - 5/21/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen reveals most of the Indian election results, and Green Day talks about their album, "21st Century Breakdown."
05/21/2009
01:38
47-Million-Year-Old Fossil
The Colbert Report
S5
A newly discovered 47-million-year-old fossil doesn't look anything like Stephen's Aunt Ida.
05/21/2009
05:13
Green Day
The Colbert Report
S5
Green Day discusses Wal-Mart's censorship and considers covering one of Stephen's patriotic songs.
05/21/2009
04:01
Naan-Partisan
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen calls Shashi Tharoor to congratulate him on getting the Colbert Bump.
05/21/2009
04:58
Formidable Opponent - Pragmatism or Idealism
The Colbert Report
S5
Idealist Stephen and the pragmatist Stephen attempt a compromise on how best to deal with cats and dogs.
05/21/2009
00:17
Dance for Stephen
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen entertained you for half an hour, now it's your turn to dance for him.
06/01/2009
00:37
Intro - 6/01/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Republicans could lose their Latino voter, and you can see Stephen's Persian Gulf destination from Sarah Palin's house.
06/01/2009
03:26
Sonia Sotomayor's Nomination - Jeffrey Toobin
The Colbert Report
S5
After 106 white male Supreme Court justices, Jeffrey Toobin thinks it might be time to change the court dynamics.
06/01/2009
02:30
Guns in National Parks
The Colbert Report
S5
Thanks to Tom Coburn and the NRA, campers need no longer live in fear of being carjacked by a bison.
06/01/2009
02:49
Supreme Court Press
The Colbert Report
S5
Sonia Sotomayor's nomination sends a terrible message to all the white boys out there who dream of having their judicial reputations destroyed by the media.
06/01/2009
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