The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Stephen's Matchbox
Season 8 • 05/30/2012
Stephen signs off with a lit match.
The Colbert ReportS8 Mother's Day Shout Out
Stephen gives a shout out to America's moms -- especially his.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 5/10/12
Innovations change crime fighting, Wisconsin braves government turmoil, and Dr. Francis Collins explores HBO's obesity documentary.
The Colbert ReportS8 Donald Trump's Creative Truth & Mitt Romney's Poll Numbers
Donald Trump reveals Barack Obama's birthplace, and Mitt Romney must win over America's Sasquatch hunters and alien abductees.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 5/29/12
Donald Trump makes a contentious claim, Egypt kicks off its presidential elections, and Charlize Theron discusses her film "Snow White and the Huntsman."
The Colbert ReportS8 Who's Honoring Me Now? - Peabody Awards & Maxim's Hot 100
The Peabody Awards are two-thirds of the way to fully recognizing Stephen's greatness, and Maxim names Stephen one of the hottest women in the world.
The Colbert ReportS8 Charlize Theron
Actress Charlize Theron discusses fairy tales, beauty, and Stephen's prizewinning switch from handsome man to hot woman.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 5/30/12
The U.N. makes a shocking announcement, Alan Alda gives scientists an easy task, and Facebook stock continues to fall.
The Colbert ReportS8 Mexico's Drug & Potato Chip Wars
Mexico's Knights Templar cartel sets fire to PepsiCo warehouses, making enemies of the most powerful American names in chip trafficking.
The Colbert ReportS8 Alan Alda
Actor Alan Alda discusses good business models, the World Science Festival and his international Flame Challenge.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - Stephen's Matchbox
Stephen strikes a match and inspects the flame.
The Colbert ReportS8 Buy Best-Selling "I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)"
Stephen's clearly nonfiction book about a talking, soul-searching pole hits two best-selling lists, while Bill O'Reilly's book lags behind.
The Colbert ReportS8 Barack Obama's Righteous Drone Strikes
The government takes out Al Qaeda's "number two," and Barack Obama finds an alternative to shutting down Guantanamo Bay.
The Colbert ReportS8 The Word - Two Birds With One Drone
The Obama administration reasons that anyone in a strike zone is likely Al Qaeda, so no one has to feel guilty about civilian casualties.
The Colbert ReportS8 Jack Hitt
Author Jack Hitt explores America's self-made history, job creators and the cyclical nature of amateurism.
The Colbert ReportS8 Michael Bloomberg's Super-Sized Soda Scheme
New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg plans to ban super-sized sodas, even though America hasn't achieved type-3 diabetes yet.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - Welcome Baby Gwinn!
Stephen suspects that one of his writers has broken the strict, company abstinence pledge.
The Colbert ReportS8 The Word - Sink or Swim
Scientists predict an economy-destroying, 39-inch sea level rise, but North Carolina drafts a law to make it eight inches.
The Colbert ReportS8 Better Know a District - Represent-O-Map 6000 & Georgia's 5th
Nancy Pelosi and the Represent-O-Map 6000 boost representative bookings, and Stephen profiles Georgia's 5th congressional district.
The Colbert ReportS8 Juvenile Speeches from Congress & President Sparkle-Talk
America's leaders speak the high school language of "angry glares at the dinner table," while Barack Obama talks like an eighth-grader.
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