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Maine Squeeze

Season 7 • 03/28/2011

Maine Governor Paul LePage removes a pro-labor mural from the state's labor department.

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The Colbert ReportS7
Bears & Balls - Misery Edition

CNBC's Larry Kudlow sees the good news in Japan's earthquake, and global food prices skyrocket.
03/24/2011
00:34

The Colbert ReportS7
Intro - 3/24/11

Food prices skyrocket, a cable news feud escalates, and Jody Williams wants to advance equality for all.
03/24/2011
00:25

The Colbert ReportS7
Sign Off - John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show

Stephen urges everyone to watch John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show because he understands his desperate desire to escape Jon Stewart.
03/24/2011
01:51

The Colbert ReportS7
Chaos in Chaonada

Embattled Prime Minister Stephen Harper orders Mounties to dump cauldrons of boiling maple syrup on marauding bands of rebel Inuit.
03/28/2011
01:23

The Colbert ReportS7
Shout Out to Cece Lederer

Cece Lederer was injured defending her mom from Ultimate Fighting Champion Brock Lesnar.
03/28/2011
05:14

The Colbert ReportS7
Tip/Wag - Cigarette Tax, Abortion Waiting Period & Bargain Travelers

New Hampshire cuts its cigarette tax, South Dakota requires a waiting period for abortions, and thrifty terrorists pose a security threat.
03/28/2011
00:34

The Colbert ReportS7
Sign Off - Movits! Streams "Out of My Head"

Movits! will be streaming "Out of My Head" exclusively on ColbertNation.com until April 5th.
03/28/2011
00:45

The Colbert ReportS7
Exclusive - Reporter Gets Nailed by San Francisco Cop

Exclusive footage from Stephen's "Nailed 'Em" featuring Mark Burdett's violent arrest at a protest, who was chased, knocked down and handcuffed by police during a protest in San Francisco.
03/28/2011
00:31

The Colbert ReportS7
Intro - 3/28/11

Stephen suggests a giant beard magnet to catch terrorists and interviews Michael Moore by standing outside a building, with a bullhorn.
03/28/2011
07:16

The Colbert ReportS7
Michael Moore

Michael Moore says labor unions are on the ropes because wealthy people have done everything they can to destroy them.
03/28/2011
03:36

The Colbert ReportS7
Maine Squeeze

Maine Governor Paul LePage removes a pro-labor mural because of its anti-business message.
03/28/2011
00:37

The Colbert ReportS7
Intro - 3/29/11

Stephen gives an update from the world of religion, questions Obama's plan for Libya and talks infectious diseases with Dr. Anthony Fauci.
03/29/2011
05:13

The Colbert ReportS7
Turd Sandwich in Libya

Newt Gingrich proves that leadership isn't about bombing Libya, it's about being consistently against whatever Obama does.
03/29/2011
03:19

The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen's Next Religion - Stephen Prothero

Stephen Prothero helps Stephen find a new faith by describing Quakers, reincarnation and Shakers.
03/29/2011
00:10

The Colbert ReportS7
Sign Off - Do Not Help Jimmy Fallon

Don't give generously to help Jimmy Fallon raise $26,000 -- it's too important.
03/29/2011
02:26

The Colbert ReportS7
Yahweh or No Way - Christianity Is Fattening

Jesus is totally cut, but unfortunately the same cannot be said of his followers.
03/29/2011
05:04

The Colbert ReportS7
Anthony Fauci

Anthony Fauci explains to Stephen why AIDS is still a big problem, even with abstinence education.
03/29/2011
03:44

The Colbert ReportS7
Jimmy Fallon Promises a Performance by Stephen

If Jimmy Fallon raises $26,000 for DonorsChoose by Friday, Stephen will be forced to give the performance of a lifetime.
03/29/2011
03:40

The Colbert ReportS7
James O'Keefe Asks for Donations

James O'Keefe asks his supporters to donate to a confessed criminal, attempted boat molester and dildo monger.
03/30/2011
04:51

The Colbert ReportS7
Tim Shriver

Tim Shriver asks Stephen to lead a campaign to get people to stop using the r-word.
03/30/2011
03:23

The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen Practices Rebecca Black's "Friday"

Thanks to a small minority of people who care about children, Stephen has to sing Rebecca Black's "Friday" on "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon."
03/30/2011
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