The Colbert Report
Shout Out to Cece Lederer
Season 7 • 03/28/2011
Cece Lederer defended orphans, armed only with a broken bottle and Brock Lesnar's jawbone.
Eat, Pray to Eat - Laurie GarrettThe Colbert ReportS7
Laurie Garrett explains how biofuels, natural disasters and disease contribute to the global food crisis.
Bears & Balls - Misery EditionThe Colbert ReportS7
CNBC's Larry Kudlow sees the good news in Japan's earthquake, and global food prices skyrocket.
Intro - 3/24/11The Colbert ReportS7
Food prices skyrocket, a cable news feud escalates, and Jody Williams wants to advance equality for all.
Sign Off - John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen urges everyone to watch John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show because he understands his desperate desire to escape Jon Stewart.
Chaos in ChaonadaThe Colbert ReportS7
Embattled Prime Minister Stephen Harper orders Mounties to dump cauldrons of boiling maple syrup on marauding bands of rebel Inuit.
Tip/Wag - Cigarette Tax, Abortion Waiting Period & Bargain TravelersThe Colbert ReportS7
New Hampshire cuts its cigarette tax, South Dakota requires a waiting period for abortions, and thrifty terrorists pose a security threat.
Sign Off - Movits! Streams "Out of My Head"The Colbert ReportS7
Movits! will be streaming "Out of My Head" exclusively on ColbertNation.com until April 5th.
Maine SqueezeThe Colbert ReportS7
Maine Governor Paul LePage removes a pro-labor mural because of its anti-business message.
Intro - 3/28/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen suggests a giant beard magnet to catch terrorists and interviews Michael Moore by standing outside a building, with a bullhorn.
Michael MooreThe Colbert ReportS7
Michael Moore says labor unions are on the ropes because wealthy people have done everything they can to destroy them.
Shout Out to Cece LedererThe Colbert ReportS7
Cece Lederer was injured defending her mom from Ultimate Fighting Champion Brock Lesnar.
Intro - 3/29/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen gives an update from the world of religion, questions Obama's plan for Libya and talks infectious diseases with Dr. Anthony Fauci.
Turd Sandwich in LibyaThe Colbert ReportS7
Newt Gingrich proves that leadership isn't about bombing Libya, it's about being consistently against whatever Obama does.
Stephen's Next Religion - Stephen ProtheroThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen Prothero helps Stephen find a new faith by describing Quakers, reincarnation and Shakers.
Sign Off - Do Not Help Jimmy FallonThe Colbert ReportS7
Don't give generously to help Jimmy Fallon raise $26,000 -- it's too important.
Yahweh or No Way - Christianity Is FatteningThe Colbert ReportS7
Jesus is totally cut, but unfortunately the same cannot be said of his followers.
Anthony FauciThe Colbert ReportS7
Anthony Fauci explains to Stephen why AIDS is still a big problem, even with abstinence education.
Jimmy Fallon Promises a Performance by StephenThe Colbert ReportS7
If Jimmy Fallon raises $26,000 for DonorsChoose by Friday, Stephen will be forced to give the performance of a lifetime.
James O'Keefe Asks for DonationsThe Colbert ReportS7
James O'Keefe asks his supporters to donate to a confessed criminal, attempted boat molester and dildo monger.
Tim ShriverThe Colbert ReportS7
Tim Shriver asks Stephen to lead a campaign to get people to stop using the r-word.
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