The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Moment of Zen - Kerry Wins
Season 8 • 03/03/2004
All of the Democratic candidates in a picture disappear, leaving only John Kerry.
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Dennis Kucinich is videotaped voting.
Haitian BuildingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Haiti's President Jean- Bertrand Aristide left the country to avoid bloodshed, most notably his blood being shed.
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The real loser of the debate was the media, which used its time to grill the candidates over labels that matter only to them.
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Rob Corddry describes the celebratory mood at John Kerry's headquarters after his Democratic nomination.
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President Bush calls John Kerry to compliment him on his important victory.
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Rudolph Giuliani talks about gay marriage and white-collar scandals.
Two AmericasThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Samantha Bee explains how John Edwards managed to lose a primary in an America of his own invention.
41st KingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Stephen Colbert suggests that with John Kerry's nomination, forces are in motion in the Bush campaign.
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John Kerry and John Edwards used to be rivals but now they sing each other's praises.
Rudolph Giuliani Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Rudolph Giuliani thinks John Kerry and George W. Bush are honest, decent men who have different philosophies.
Moment of Zen - Kerry WinsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A picture of the Democratic candidates slowly fades until John Kerry is the only one left.
Indecision 2004 - John Kerry Celebrity ExplosionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The Kerry charisma has charmed many of Hollywood's finest into an endorsement.
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Moafaq Al-Rubaie announces the birth of a new Iraq.
Mess O'Potamia - Rights Here, Rights NowThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Good news and bad news in Iraq this week: bad news in the form of bombing attacks and good news that, as of Monday, those attacks are illegal.
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By not saying if he's going to be Green Goblin again, Willem Dafoe is saying he will be the Green Goblin again.
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Lewis Black won't go to see "Passion of the Christ" because he can't stand a sob story that isn't his own.
The "L" WordThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
In this case the lobbyists are like Frankenstein: harmless, misunderstood and stitched together from dead body parts.
SolemnizingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The Mayor of New Paltz was brought up on charges for "illegally solemnizing a marriage."
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Jon Stewart ends the show for the night and previews the guest and stories for next week.
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Martha Stewart is found guilty of obstructing justice, making false statements and poorly accessorizing.
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