The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Two Americas

Season 8 • 03/03/2004

Samantha Bee describes the two Americas John Edwards lives in.

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00:25

Moment of Zen - Dennis Kucinich
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Dennis Kucinich is videotaped voting.
03/02/2004
04:28

Haitian Building
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Haiti's President Jean- Bertrand Aristide left the country to avoid bloodshed, most notably his blood being shed.
03/02/2004
04:07

Fence or Wall?
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The real loser of the debate was the media, which used its time to grill the candidates over labels that matter only to them.
03/02/2004
03:04

Kerry Headquarters
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Rob Corddry describes the celebratory mood at John Kerry's headquarters after his Democratic nomination.
03/03/2004
01:08

Phone Call
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President Bush calls John Kerry to compliment him on his important victory.
03/03/2004
02:59

Rudolph Giuliani Pt. 2
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Rudolph Giuliani talks about gay marriage and white-collar scandals.
03/03/2004
00:15

Moment of Zen - Kerry Wins
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A picture of the Democratic candidates slowly fades until John Kerry is the only one left.
03/03/2004
03:00

41st King
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Stephen Colbert suggests that with John Kerry's nomination, forces are in motion in the Bush campaign.
03/03/2004
01:55

Kerry Edwards
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John Kerry and John Edwards used to be rivals but now they sing each other's praises.
03/03/2004
05:28

Rudolph Giuliani Pt. 1
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Rudolph Giuliani thinks John Kerry and George W. Bush are honest, decent men who have different philosophies.
03/03/2004
01:31

Two Americas
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Samantha Bee explains how John Edwards managed to lose a primary in an America of his own invention.
03/03/2004
00:25

Indecision 2004 - John Kerry Celebrity Explosion
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The Kerry charisma has charmed many of Hollywood's finest into an endorsement.
03/04/2004
00:13

Moment of Zen - Happy Birthday, Nation!
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Moafaq Al-Rubaie announces the birth of a new Iraq.
03/04/2004
04:15

Mess O'Potamia - Rights Here, Rights Now
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Good news and bad news in Iraq this week: bad news in the form of bombing attacks and good news that, as of Monday, those attacks are illegal.
03/04/2004
05:06

Willem Dafoe
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By not saying if he's going to be Green Goblin again, Willem Dafoe is saying he will be the Green Goblin again.
03/04/2004
03:18

Back in Black - Passion for Torture
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Lewis Black won't go to see "Passion of the Christ" because he can't stand a sob story that isn't his own.
03/04/2004
04:20

The "L" Word
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In this case the lobbyists are like Frankenstein: harmless, misunderstood and stitched together from dead body parts.
03/04/2004
01:41

Solemnizing
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The Mayor of New Paltz was brought up on charges for "illegally solemnizing a marriage."
03/04/2004
00:32

Preview - 3/9/04
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Jon Stewart ends the show for the night and previews the guest and stories for next week.
03/04/2004
03:14

Illegally Blonde
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Martha Stewart is found guilty of obstructing justice, making false statements and poorly accessorizing.
03/08/2004
02:41

Business Reek
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Attorney General John Ashcroft takes a break from monitoring everything everywhere to comment on the Worldcom case.
03/08/2004
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