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Phone Call
Season 8 • 03/03/2004
President Bush is thinking about John Kerry.
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00:25
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Moment of Zen - Dennis Kucinich
Dennis Kucinich is videotaped voting.
03/02/2004
04:28
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Haitian Building
Haiti's President Jean- Bertrand Aristide left the country to avoid bloodshed, most notably his blood being shed.
03/02/2004
04:07
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Fence or Wall?
The real loser of the debate was the media, which used its time to grill the candidates over labels that matter only to them.
03/02/2004
03:04
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Kerry Headquarters
Rob Corddry describes the celebratory mood at John Kerry's headquarters after his Democratic nomination.
03/03/2004
02:59
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Rudolph Giuliani Pt. 2
Rudolph Giuliani talks about gay marriage and white-collar scandals.
03/03/2004
01:31
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Two Americas
Samantha Bee explains how John Edwards managed to lose a primary in an America of his own invention.
03/03/2004
00:15
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Moment of Zen - Kerry Wins
A picture of the Democratic candidates slowly fades until John Kerry is the only one left.
03/03/2004
03:00
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
41st King
Stephen Colbert suggests that with John Kerry's nomination, forces are in motion in the Bush campaign.
03/03/2004
01:55
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Kerry Edwards
John Kerry and John Edwards used to be rivals but now they sing each other's praises.
03/03/2004
05:28
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Rudolph Giuliani Pt. 1
Rudolph Giuliani thinks John Kerry and George W. Bush are honest, decent men who have different philosophies.
03/03/2004
01:08
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Phone Call
President Bush calls John Kerry to compliment him on his important victory.
03/03/2004
00:25
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Indecision 2004 - John Kerry Celebrity Explosion
The Kerry charisma has charmed many of Hollywood's finest into an endorsement.
03/04/2004
00:13
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Moment of Zen - Happy Birthday, Nation!
Moafaq Al-Rubaie announces the birth of a new Iraq.
03/04/2004
04:15
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Mess O'Potamia - Rights Here, Rights Now
Good news and bad news in Iraq this week: bad news in the form of bombing attacks and good news that, as of Monday, those attacks are illegal.
03/04/2004
05:06
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Willem Dafoe
By not saying if he's going to be Green Goblin again, Willem Dafoe is saying he will be the Green Goblin again.
03/04/2004
03:18
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Back in Black - Passion for Torture
Lewis Black won't go to see "Passion of the Christ" because he can't stand a sob story that isn't his own.
03/04/2004
04:20
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
The "L" Word
In this case the lobbyists are like Frankenstein: harmless, misunderstood and stitched together from dead body parts.
03/04/2004
01:41
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Solemnizing
The Mayor of New Paltz was brought up on charges for "illegally solemnizing a marriage."
03/04/2004
00:32
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Preview - 3/9/04
Jon Stewart ends the show for the night and previews the guest and stories for next week.
03/04/2004
03:14
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Illegally Blonde
Martha Stewart is found guilty of obstructing justice, making false statements and poorly accessorizing.
03/08/2004
02:41
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Business Reek
Attorney General John Ashcroft takes a break from monitoring everything everywhere to comment on the Worldcom case.
03/08/2004
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