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Season 2 • 01/10/2006
Carl and Stephen discuss what Richard Nixon could have learned from George W. Bush.
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04:33
The Colbert Report
S2
Nancy Grace
Nancy Grace talks about what's right and wrong with the legal system.
01/09/2006
02:12
The Colbert Report
S2
Going at It
Bill "Papa Bear" O'Reilly and David Letterman argue it out on "The Late Show," and Stephen gets into it with Conan O'Brien on "Late Night."
01/09/2006
01:00
The Colbert Report
S2
Merry Christmas
Relieved that Christmas was saved this year, Stephen salutes the heroes who are brave enough to say "Merry Christmas" all year round.
01/09/2006
00:10
The Colbert Report
S2
Fract - Columbus
If it wasn't for Christopher Columbus, Native Americans wouldn't have known what an American was.
01/09/2006
00:32
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 1/9/06
Stephen looks into how to tip a congressman, Elmo's competition, Nancy Grace's involvement with the law and cuteness addiction.
01/09/2006
03:38
The Colbert Report
S2
Off Notice - The E Street Band
Stephen presents guitarist Steven Van Zandt with the "You're Off Notice" gift basket.
01/10/2006
00:26
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 1/10/02
Stephen looks at aging baby boomers and talks to journalist Carl Bernstein about Deep Throat.
01/10/2006
01:50
The Colbert Report
S2
The In-Box - Taking a Bullet
Stephen attributes his ability to take a bullet from Conan O'Brien to the inspirational way Ronald Reagan got shot and shook it off.
01/10/2006
03:05
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - Sleeper Cell
Stephen feels that it's our duty to stop the sexagaterrorist baby boomers from destroying our way of life.
01/10/2006
04:30
The Colbert Report
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Balls for Kidz - Bear Hunting
In response to a letter questioning his bear-hatred, Stephen has some expert hunters tell a group of kids how and why to hunt bears.
01/10/2006
05:43
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S2
Carl Bernstein
Stephen speaks with Carl Bernstein about what Bush and Nixon have in common and points out that a strong president is better than an honest president.
01/10/2006
00:31
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S2
Intro - 1/11/06
Stephen looks at Samuel Alito's confirmation hearings, sits down with "20/20"'s John Stossel, and compares Freddy Krueger and the Mars rover.
01/11/2006
03:24
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - Whatever
What Samuel Alito said in the past shouldn't have anything to do with the present or future.
01/11/2006
00:08
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S2
Fract - Colbert Trivia
John Tyler had fifteen children but Stephen has fifteen million children.
01/11/2006
01:31
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S2
Colbert Report Consumer Alert
Stephen is shocked by Chest Magazine's claim that cough syrup doesn't really work.
01/11/2006
02:29
The Colbert Report
S2
Alito Haters
Stephen proves that, contrary to media criticism, Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito is an exciting and hilarious man.
01/11/2006
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The Colbert Report
S2
Sign Off - Future Money
Stephen adds a piggy bank to his bookshelf and puts in a dollar for the children's future. He tells them to smash it open in 2050 and trade the dollars for the new currency.
01/11/2006
04:29
The Colbert Report
S2
ThreatDown - Fathers and Sons
Stephen sounds the warning on dads who let their kids hang out in war zones, breeding robots, bears that aren't really hibernating and the Associated Press.
01/11/2006
05:43
The Colbert Report
S2
John Stossel
John Stossel tells Stephen what's wrong with the education system and Stephen tells John what a freedom-tarian is.
01/11/2006
06:43
The Colbert Report
S2
Better Know a District - New Jersey's 9th - Steven Rothman
Congressman Steve Rothman talks about New Jersey, the war in Iraq and what date movie he'd see with Stephen.
01/12/2006
00:32
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 1/12/06
Stephen will ask evolution expert Kenneth Miller about the Lord, Congressman Steve Rothman defends New Jersey and the Miss America Pageant gets back to its roots.
01/12/2006
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