The Colbert Report

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Season 2 • 01/10/2006

Carl and Stephen discuss what Richard Nixon could have learned from George W. Bush.

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Nancy Grace

Nancy Grace talks about what's right and wrong with the legal system.
01/09/2006
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Going at It

Bill "Papa Bear" O'Reilly and David Letterman argue it out on "The Late Show," and Stephen gets into it with Conan O'Brien on "Late Night."
01/09/2006
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Merry Christmas

Relieved that Christmas was saved this year, Stephen salutes the heroes who are brave enough to say "Merry Christmas" all year round.
01/09/2006
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Fract - Columbus

If it wasn't for Christopher Columbus, Native Americans wouldn't have known what an American was.
01/09/2006
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Intro - 1/9/06

Stephen looks into how to tip a congressman, Elmo's competition, Nancy Grace's involvement with the law and cuteness addiction.
01/09/2006
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Off Notice - The E Street Band

Stephen presents guitarist Steven Van Zandt with the "You're Off Notice" gift basket.
01/10/2006
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Intro - 1/10/02

Stephen looks at aging baby boomers and talks to journalist Carl Bernstein about Deep Throat.
01/10/2006
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The In-Box - Taking a Bullet

Stephen attributes his ability to take a bullet from Conan O'Brien to the inspirational way Ronald Reagan got shot and shook it off.
01/10/2006
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The Word - Sleeper Cell

Stephen feels that it's our duty to stop the sexagaterrorist baby boomers from destroying our way of life.
01/10/2006
04:30

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Balls for Kidz - Bear Hunting

In response to a letter questioning his bear-hatred, Stephen has some expert hunters tell a group of kids how and why to hunt bears.
01/10/2006
05:43

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Carl Bernstein

Stephen speaks with Carl Bernstein about what Bush and Nixon have in common and points out that a strong president is better than an honest president.
01/10/2006
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Intro - 1/11/06

Stephen looks at Samuel Alito's confirmation hearings, sits down with "20/20"'s John Stossel, and compares Freddy Krueger and the Mars rover.
01/11/2006
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The Word - Whatever

What Samuel Alito said in the past shouldn't have anything to do with the present or future.
01/11/2006
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Fract - Colbert Trivia

John Tyler had fifteen children but Stephen has fifteen million children.
01/11/2006
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Colbert Report Consumer Alert

Stephen is shocked by Chest Magazine's claim that cough syrup doesn't really work.
01/11/2006
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Alito Haters

Stephen proves that, contrary to media criticism, Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito is an exciting and hilarious man.
01/11/2006
01:41

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Sign Off - Future Money

Stephen adds a piggy bank to his bookshelf and puts in a dollar for the children's future. He tells them to smash it open in 2050 and trade the dollars for the new currency.
01/11/2006
04:29

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ThreatDown - Fathers and Sons

Stephen sounds the warning on dads who let their kids hang out in war zones, breeding robots, bears that aren't really hibernating and the Associated Press.
01/11/2006
05:43

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John Stossel

John Stossel tells Stephen what's wrong with the education system and Stephen tells John what a freedom-tarian is.
01/11/2006
06:43

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Better Know a District - New Jersey's 9th - Steven Rothman

Congressman Steve Rothman talks about New Jersey, the war in Iraq and what date movie he'd see with Stephen.
01/12/2006
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Intro - 1/12/06

Stephen will ask evolution expert Kenneth Miller about the Lord, Congressman Steve Rothman defends New Jersey and the Miss America Pageant gets back to its roots.
01/12/2006
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