The Colbert ReportS2 E1Nancy Grace
Nancy Grace talks about what's right and wrong with the legal system.
The Colbert ReportS2 E1Going at It
Bill "Papa Bear" O'Reilly and David Letterman argue it out on "The Late Show," and Stephen gets into it with Conan O'Brien on "Late Night."
The Colbert ReportS2 E1Merry Christmas
Relieved that Christmas was saved this year, Stephen salutes the heroes who are brave enough to say "Merry Christmas" all year round.
The Colbert ReportS2 E1Fract - Columbus
If it wasn't for Christopher Columbus, Native Americans wouldn't have known what an American was.
The Colbert ReportS2 E1Intro - 1/9/06
Stephen looks into how to tip a congressman, Elmo's competition, Nancy Grace's involvement with the law and cuteness addiction.
The Colbert ReportS2 E2Off Notice - The E Street Band
Stephen presents guitarist Steven Van Zandt with the "You're Off Notice" gift basket.
The Colbert ReportS2 E2Carl Bernstein
Stephen speaks with Carl Bernstein about what Bush and Nixon have in common and points out that a strong president is better than an honest president.
The Colbert ReportS2 E2The In-Box - Taking a Bullet
Stephen attributes his ability to take a bullet from Conan O'Brien to the inspirational way Ronald Reagan got shot and shook it off.
The Colbert ReportS2 E2The Word - Sleeper Cell
Stephen feels that it's our duty to stop the sexagaterrorist baby boomers from destroying our way of life.
The Colbert ReportS2 E2Balls for Kidz - Bear Hunting
In response to a letter questioning his bear-hatred, Stephen has some expert hunters tell a group of kids how and why to hunt bears.
The Colbert ReportS2 E2Intro - 1/10/02
Stephen looks at aging baby boomers and talks to journalist Carl Bernstein about Deep Throat.
The Colbert ReportS2 E3Intro - 1/11/06
Stephen looks at Samuel Alito's confirmation hearings, sits down with "20/20"'s John Stossel, and compares Freddy Krueger and the Mars rover.
The Colbert ReportS2 E3The Word - Whatever
What Samuel Alito said in the past shouldn't have anything to do with the present or future.
The Colbert ReportS2 E3Fract - Colbert Trivia
John Tyler had fifteen children but Stephen has fifteen million children.
The Colbert ReportS2 E3Colbert Report Consumer Alert
Stephen is shocked by Chest Magazine's claim that cough syrup doesn't really work.
The Colbert ReportS2 E3Alito Haters
Stephen proves that, contrary to media criticism, Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito is an exciting and hilarious man.
The Colbert ReportS2 E3Sign Off - Future Money
Stephen adds a piggy bank to his bookshelf and puts in a dollar for the children's future. He tells them to smash it open in 2050 and trade the dollars for the new currency.
The Colbert ReportS2 E3ThreatDown - Fathers and Sons
Stephen sounds the warning on dads who let their kids hang out in war zones, breeding robots, bears that aren't really hibernating and the Associated Press.
The Colbert ReportS2 E3John Stossel
John Stossel tells Stephen what's wrong with the education system and Stephen tells John what a freedom-tarian is.
The Colbert ReportS2 E4Better Know a District - New Jersey's 9th - Steven Rothman
Congressman Steve Rothman talks about New Jersey, the war in Iraq and what date movie he'd see with Stephen.