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Fract - Nobody Messes with House
Season 1 • 11/30/2005
You can push around a British doctor.
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04:59
Better Know a District - California's 50th - Randy "Duke" Cunningham
The Colbert Report
S1
Stephen blames California's 50th district for Randy "Duke" Cunningham having to resign over bribery charges.
11/29/2005
05:17
Richard Preston
The Colbert Report
S1
Stephen wants Richard Preston to scare the pants off of him.
11/29/2005
03:51
The Word - Confidence
The Colbert Report
S1
We have enough confidence to let our government operate without having any confidence in it.
11/29/2005
04:54
Was It Really That Bad? - Black Death
The Colbert Report
S1
The Black Death didn't just make more dead people, it also made less competition for those few live people.
11/29/2005
00:29
Intro - 11/29/05
The Colbert Report
S1
On tap: the failed Canadian government, the bubonic plague and Richard Preston -- with any luck, he'll bring an Ebola monkey.
11/29/2005
00:48
The "Duke's" Things
The Colbert Report
S1
Stephen looks at everything Randy "Duke" Cunningham must now say goodbye to.
11/29/2005
05:30
Katrina vanden Heuvel
The Colbert Report
S1
Katrina vanden Heuvel is a proud liberal who is considered mainstream on her stances in ending the war in Iraq and on national health care.
11/30/2005
02:50
The Word - Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay
The Colbert Report
S1
Pope Benedict decrees that men who have not had homosexual encounters for three years have only "transitory" homosexual tendencies and still qualify to be priests.
11/30/2005
00:38
Intro - 11/30/05
The Colbert Report
S1
Stephen discusses Bush's plan for victory in Iraq, learns about America's 10 sexiest union organizers and talks to Congressperson Carolyn Cheeks Kilpatrick.
11/30/2005
01:09
Around the World in 11.6 Seconds - Media
The Colbert Report
S1
Stephen reports the international news in 11.6 seconds.
11/30/2005
00:08
Fract - Nobody Messes with House
The Colbert Report
S1
The actor who plays "House, M.D." is British, but he plays an American.
11/30/2005
04:50
The Word - Spectacle
The Colbert Report
S1
The threat of lethal injection is the number one reason Stephen hasn't murdered anyone yet.
12/01/2005
00:30
Intro - 12/1/05
The Colbert Report
S1
In tonight's episode, Stephen weighs the merits of your new face transplant.
12/01/2005
04:49
Richard Clarke
The Colbert Report
S1
Former counterterrorism czar Richard Clarke discusses his new book of fiction, "The Scorpion's Gate."
12/01/2005
02:15
Giant Gold Washer
The Colbert Report
S1
The Winter Olympics are Stephen's favorite time of the every four years.
12/01/2005
01:31
Face Transplant
The Colbert Report
S1
Stephen honors the heroes who toil to plump our sunken cheeks, hoist our drooping buttocks and thread serrated plastic sutures through the fatty layers beneath our necks.
12/01/2005
04:04
Tip/Wag - Seattle
The Colbert Report
S1
Something crashes in Seattle, and this time it's not Windows 98.
12/01/2005
04:03
Kennedy Center Honors
The Colbert Report
S1
Stephen doesn't understand why Ted Kennedy gets to decide who the best artists are in this country.
12/05/2005
02:37
This Week in History - December 4th-10th
The Colbert Report
S1
Prohibition ended when Utah ratified the 21st Amendment -- no surprise considering the booze-drenched land of debauchery Utah has become.
12/05/2005
01:51
Colbert Nation Citizen Award
The Colbert Report
S1
Lock your doors and windows, America. There's an escaped criminal on the loose.
12/05/2005
05:21
Maureen Dowd
The Colbert Report
S1
Maureen Dowd proves that when you send a woman to do a man's job, they wind up abolishing men.
12/05/2005
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