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Season 1 • 11/30/2005

The Vatican releases a new policy concerning priests and their homosexuality.

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Better Know a District - California's 50th - Randy "Duke" Cunningham
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Stephen blames California's 50th district for Randy "Duke" Cunningham having to resign over bribery charges.
11/29/2005
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Richard Preston
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Stephen wants Richard Preston to scare the pants off of him.
11/29/2005
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The Word - Confidence
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We have enough confidence to let our government operate without having any confidence in it.
11/29/2005
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Was It Really That Bad? - Black Death
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The Black Death didn't just make more dead people, it also made less competition for those few live people.
11/29/2005
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Intro - 11/29/05
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On tap: the failed Canadian government, the bubonic plague and Richard Preston -- with any luck, he'll bring an Ebola monkey.
11/29/2005
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The "Duke's" Things
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Stephen looks at everything Randy "Duke" Cunningham must now say goodbye to.
11/29/2005
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Katrina vanden Heuvel
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Katrina vanden Heuvel is a proud liberal who is considered mainstream on her stances in ending the war in Iraq and on national health care.
11/30/2005
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Fract - Nobody Messes with House
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The actor who plays "House, M.D." is British, but he plays an American.
11/30/2005
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Intro - 11/30/05
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Stephen discusses Bush's plan for victory in Iraq, learns about America's 10 sexiest union organizers and talks to Congressperson Carolyn Cheeks Kilpatrick.
11/30/2005
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Around the World in 11.6 Seconds - Media
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Stephen reports the international news in 11.6 seconds.
11/30/2005
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The Word - Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay
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Pope Benedict decrees that men who have not had homosexual encounters for three years have only "transitory" homosexual tendencies and still qualify to be priests.
11/30/2005
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The Word - Spectacle
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The threat of lethal injection is the number one reason Stephen hasn't murdered anyone yet.
12/01/2005
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Intro - 12/1/05
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In tonight's episode, Stephen weighs the merits of your new face transplant.
12/01/2005
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Richard Clarke
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Former counterterrorism czar Richard Clarke discusses his new book of fiction, "The Scorpion's Gate."
12/01/2005
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Giant Gold Washer
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The Winter Olympics are Stephen's favorite time of the every four years.
12/01/2005
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Face Transplant
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Stephen honors the heroes who toil to plump our sunken cheeks, hoist our drooping buttocks and thread serrated plastic sutures through the fatty layers beneath our necks.
12/01/2005
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Tip/Wag - Seattle
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Something crashes in Seattle, and this time it's not Windows 98.
12/01/2005
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Kennedy Center Honors
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Stephen doesn't understand why Ted Kennedy gets to decide who the best artists are in this country.
12/05/2005
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This Week in History - December 4th-10th
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Prohibition ended when Utah ratified the 21st Amendment -- no surprise considering the booze-drenched land of debauchery Utah has become.
12/05/2005
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01:51

Colbert Nation Citizen Award
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Lock your doors and windows, America. There's an escaped criminal on the loose.
12/05/2005
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Maureen Dowd
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Maureen Dowd proves that when you send a woman to do a man's job, they wind up abolishing men.
12/05/2005
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