The Colbert Report
Tip/Wag - Seattle
Season 1 • 12/01/2005
Stephen tips his hat and wags his finger at Seattle.
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Katrina vanden Heuvel is a proud liberal who is considered mainstream on her stances in ending the war in Iraq and on national health care.
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Pope Benedict decrees that men who have not had homosexual encounters for three years have only "transitory" homosexual tendencies and still qualify to be priests.
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The actor who plays "House, M.D." is British, but he plays an American.
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Stephen discusses Bush's plan for victory in Iraq, learns about America's 10 sexiest union organizers and talks to Congressperson Carolyn Cheeks Kilpatrick.
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Stephen reports the international news in 11.6 seconds.
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The threat of lethal injection is the number one reason Stephen hasn't murdered anyone yet.
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In tonight's episode, Stephen weighs the merits of your new face transplant.
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Former counterterrorism czar Richard Clarke discusses his new book of fiction, "The Scorpion's Gate."
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The Winter Olympics are Stephen's favorite time of the every four years.
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Stephen honors the heroes who toil to plump our sunken cheeks, hoist our drooping buttocks and thread serrated plastic sutures through the fatty layers beneath our necks.
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Something crashes in Seattle, and this time it's not Windows 98.
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Stephen doesn't understand why Ted Kennedy gets to decide who the best artists are in this country.
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Prohibition ended when Utah ratified the 21st Amendment -- no surprise considering the booze-drenched land of debauchery Utah has become.
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Lock your doors and windows, America. There's an escaped criminal on the loose.
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Maureen Dowd proves that when you send a woman to do a man's job, they wind up abolishing men.
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Bobby breaks away from the pack in the horserace of shame.
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Wishing a non-believer "Merry Christmas" is no different than inviting a foreign exchange student to a Fourth of July barbeque
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Tonight, Stephen covers the Kennedy Center awards and asks Maureen Dowd if he's necessary.
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Stephen is getting tired of all the comparisons between himself and Anderson Cooper.
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The free ride is over now that corporations are adopting the beloved childhood ritual of backsies.
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