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Face Transplant
Season 1 • 12/01/2005
Stephen praises America's cosmetic surgeons who work in relative obscurity.
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05:30
The Colbert Report
S1
Katrina vanden Heuvel
Katrina vanden Heuvel is a proud liberal who is considered mainstream on her stances in ending the war in Iraq and on national health care.
11/30/2005
02:50
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay
Pope Benedict decrees that men who have not had homosexual encounters for three years have only "transitory" homosexual tendencies and still qualify to be priests.
11/30/2005
00:08
The Colbert Report
S1
Fract - Nobody Messes with House
The actor who plays "House, M.D." is British, but he plays an American.
11/30/2005
00:38
The Colbert Report
S1
Intro - 11/30/05
Stephen discusses Bush's plan for victory in Iraq, learns about America's 10 sexiest union organizers and talks to Congressperson Carolyn Cheeks Kilpatrick.
11/30/2005
01:09
The Colbert Report
S1
Around the World in 11.6 Seconds - Media
Stephen reports the international news in 11.6 seconds.
11/30/2005
04:50
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - Spectacle
The threat of lethal injection is the number one reason Stephen hasn't murdered anyone yet.
12/01/2005
00:30
The Colbert Report
S1
Intro - 12/1/05
In tonight's episode, Stephen weighs the merits of your new face transplant.
12/01/2005
04:49
The Colbert Report
S1
Richard Clarke
Former counterterrorism czar Richard Clarke discusses his new book of fiction, "The Scorpion's Gate."
12/01/2005
02:15
The Colbert Report
S1
Giant Gold Washer
The Winter Olympics are Stephen's favorite time of the every four years.
12/01/2005
04:04
The Colbert Report
S1
Tip/Wag - Seattle
Something crashes in Seattle, and this time it's not Windows 98.
12/01/2005
01:31
The Colbert Report
S1
Face Transplant
Stephen honors the heroes who toil to plump our sunken cheeks, hoist our drooping buttocks and thread serrated plastic sutures through the fatty layers beneath our necks.
12/01/2005
04:03
The Colbert Report
S1
Kennedy Center Honors
Stephen doesn't understand why Ted Kennedy gets to decide who the best artists are in this country.
12/05/2005
02:37
The Colbert Report
S1
This Week in History - December 4th-10th
Prohibition ended when Utah ratified the 21st Amendment -- no surprise considering the booze-drenched land of debauchery Utah has become.
12/05/2005
01:51
The Colbert Report
S1
Colbert Nation Citizen Award
Lock your doors and windows, America. There's an escaped criminal on the loose.
12/05/2005
05:21
The Colbert Report
S1
Maureen Dowd
Maureen Dowd proves that when you send a woman to do a man's job, they wind up abolishing men.
12/05/2005
01:50
The Colbert Report
S1
Apology
Bobby breaks away from the pack in the horserace of shame.
12/05/2005
03:49
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - XMas
Wishing a non-believer "Merry Christmas" is no different than inviting a foreign exchange student to a Fourth of July barbeque
12/05/2005
00:37
The Colbert Report
S1
Intro - 12/5/05
Tonight, Stephen covers the Kennedy Center awards and asks Maureen Dowd if he's necessary.
12/05/2005
05:53
The Colbert Report
S1
Anderson Cooper
Stephen is getting tired of all the comparisons between himself and Anderson Cooper.
12/06/2005
02:35
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - Backsies
The free ride is over now that corporations are adopting the beloved childhood ritual of backsies.
12/06/2005
00:31
The Colbert Report
S1
Season of Giving
Stephen frowns on nameless acts of charity because they're the coward's way out.
12/06/2005
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