The Colbert Report
Colbert Galactic Initiative - Bill Clinton Pt. 3
Season 9 • 04/08/2013
"PrezBillyJeff" encourages election volunteers and sends his first tweet.
Francis CollinsThe Colbert ReportS9
BRAIN Initiative project director Francis Collins discusses the most complicated biological structure in the universe.
Obama's BRAIN InitiativeThe Colbert ReportS9
If the gun registry is just a plot to take away America's guns, then Obama's brain registry is just a ploy to take away its brains.
Intro - 4/4/13The Colbert ReportS9
The Obama administration starts a science initiative, and NIH Director Francis Collins tries to map out the brain.
Pegasus Pipeline SpillThe Colbert ReportS9
For legal and tax reasons, the black, sticky stuff that surged through an Arkansas suburb isn't classified as oil; it's "diluted bitumen."
Koko & Jeremy Irons on Gay MarriageThe Colbert ReportS9
Koko the talking gorilla conveys her sadness, and Jeremy Irons's anti-gay comments aren't offensive because he eventually wishes everybody well.
Colbert Galactic Initiative - Bill Clinton Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS9
President Bill Clinton explains why he doesn't call the Clinton Global Initiative the Clinton American Initiative.
Colbert Galactic Initiative - Bill Clinton Pt. 2The Colbert ReportS9
President Bill Clinton discusses his time restraints as president and his "totally selfish" aid work, including agricultural projects in Rwanda and Malawi.
Sign Off - Colbert Galactic InitiativeThe Colbert ReportS9
Bill Clinton says goodnight and reminds Stephen that he succumbed to the famed Clinton charisma.
Colbert Galactic InitiativeThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen introduces the Colbert Galactic Initiative, salutes Clinton Global Initiative University students, and readies the stage for President Bill Clinton.
Colbert Galactic Initiative - Bill Clinton Pt. 3The Colbert ReportS9
President Bill Clinton advocates political participation, praises social networks and utilizes his new Twitter account, @PrezBillyJeff.
Exxon's Disaster ReliefThe Colbert ReportS9
Exxon tries to put the Pegasus pipeline oil back underground where it came from and employs a time-honored cleanup technique pioneered by drunk guys.
Charlie LeDuffThe Colbert ReportS9
Detroit native Charlie LeDuff discusses white flight, black flight, business flight and "dead flight" in his hometown.
Clinton Global Initiative University Exchange FairThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen joins Bill and Chelsea Clinton to check out problem-solving projects, like helmet concussion sensors and fecal-powered toilets.
Intro - 4/9/13The Colbert ReportS9
Stephen heads back to the Clinton Global Initiative, the Arkansas pipeline spill persists, and author Charlie LeDuff explains why America shouldn't give up on Detroit.
Prez Billy Jeff ClintonThe Colbert ReportS9
President Bill Clinton gains over 88,000 Twitter followers as @PrezBillyJeff.
Anthony Weiner's ComebackThe Colbert ReportS9
After withdrawing from public life to spend more time with his penis, ex-congressman Anthony Weiner is ready to stick it back in.
Navy Laser TechnologyThe Colbert ReportS9
America now has a laser canon that can do anything from scorch a fast-attack boat to dazzle the enemy with a nonlethal burst.
Shane SmithThe Colbert ReportS9
VICE co-founder Shane Smith discusses his journalism adventures in Taliban-controlled areas, North Korea and labor camps.
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