The Colbert Report

Navy Laser Technology

Season 9 • 04/10/2013

The Pentagon plans to deploy a ship-mounted laser weapon off the Iranian coast.

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03:01

Exxon's Disaster Relief
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Exxon tries to put the Pegasus pipeline oil back underground where it came from and employs a time-honored cleanup technique pioneered by drunk guys.
04/09/2013
06:49

Charlie LeDuff
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Detroit native Charlie LeDuff discusses white flight, black flight, business flight and "dead flight" in his hometown.
04/09/2013
08:36

Clinton Global Initiative University Exchange Fair
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Stephen joins Bill and Chelsea Clinton to check out problem-solving projects, like helmet concussion sensors and fecal-powered toilets.
04/09/2013
00:10

Sign Off - Potato Clock
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Stephen aspires to solve world hunger.
04/09/2013
00:38

Intro - 4/9/13
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Stephen heads back to the Clinton Global Initiative, the Arkansas pipeline spill persists, and author Charlie LeDuff explains why America shouldn't give up on Detroit.
04/09/2013
01:30

Prez Billy Jeff Clinton
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President Bill Clinton gains over 88,000 Twitter followers as @PrezBillyJeff.
04/09/2013
04:16

Anthony Weiner's Comeback
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After withdrawing from public life to spend more time with his penis, ex-congressman Anthony Weiner is ready to stick it back in.
04/10/2013
06:47

Shane Smith
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VICE co-founder Shane Smith discusses his journalism adventures in Taliban-controlled areas, North Korea and labor camps.
04/10/2013
00:07

Sign Off - Laser Tag
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Stephen blasts America's enemies with dollar lasers.
04/10/2013
06:28

Tip/Wag - Gun Edition - United Nations, Senate Republicans & Video Games
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The NRA lobbies against a U.S.-backed gun treaty, Senate Republicans fail to filibuster background checks, and Democrat Joe Manchin blames video games for gun violence.
04/10/2013
03:14

Navy Laser Technology
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America now has a laser canon that can do anything from scorch a fast-attack boat to dazzle the enemy with a nonlethal burst.
04/10/2013
03:19

NASA Lasso
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Rope is the most advanced technology NASA can afford to fight Earth's space enemies.
04/11/2013
04:38

America's Pot-astrophe - Nick Gillespie
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Reason.com's editor-in-chief discusses the war on drugs, "Reefer Madness" and drug sentencing reform.
04/11/2013
05:20

Cass Sunstein
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Obama's former Regulatory Affairs Administrator describes government health and safety nudges, like the USDA's "MyPlate."
04/11/2013
03:03

Times Square Mascots Ban
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A Cookie Monster mascot shoves a toddler to the ground in New York City, so big government butts in with fun-stomping regulations.
04/11/2013
00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen flings a WristStrong band.
04/11/2013
04:27

America's Pot-astrophe
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Stoners will soon demand the civil right to marry their Mary Jane, and Republicans surrender their values for the youth vote.
04/11/2013
00:05

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
04/16/2013
07:40

Tip/Wag - Brood II Cicadas, Sexcereal & GOP Internet Memes
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Scientists predict a plague, Canada makes the world's most passionate cereal, and the NRCC redesigns its website.
04/16/2013
02:07

Intro - 4/16/13
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What the Boston Marathon terrorists really don't get is that they attacked an unshakable group of people who run 26 miles until their nipples are raw on their day off.
04/16/2013
04:48

Rollie Eggmaster
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One product provides an answer to the question, "How can I make my breakfast fit more snugly into my colon?"
04/16/2013
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