The Colbert Report
Navy Laser Technology
Season 9 • 04/10/2013
The Pentagon plans to deploy a ship-mounted laser weapon off the Iranian coast.
The Colbert ReportS9 Exxon's Disaster Relief
Exxon tries to put the Pegasus pipeline oil back underground where it came from and employs a time-honored cleanup technique pioneered by drunk guys.
The Colbert ReportS9 Charlie LeDuff
Detroit native Charlie LeDuff discusses white flight, black flight, business flight and "dead flight" in his hometown.
The Colbert ReportS9 Clinton Global Initiative University Exchange Fair
Stephen joins Bill and Chelsea Clinton to check out problem-solving projects, like helmet concussion sensors and fecal-powered toilets.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 4/9/13
Stephen heads back to the Clinton Global Initiative, the Arkansas pipeline spill persists, and author Charlie LeDuff explains why America shouldn't give up on Detroit.
The Colbert ReportS9 Prez Billy Jeff Clinton
President Bill Clinton gains over 88,000 Twitter followers as @PrezBillyJeff.
The Colbert ReportS9 Anthony Weiner's Comeback
After withdrawing from public life to spend more time with his penis, ex-congressman Anthony Weiner is ready to stick it back in.
The Colbert ReportS9 Shane Smith
VICE co-founder Shane Smith discusses his journalism adventures in Taliban-controlled areas, North Korea and labor camps.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Laser Tag
Stephen blasts America's enemies with dollar lasers.
The Colbert ReportS9 Tip/Wag - Gun Edition - United Nations, Senate Republicans & Video Games
The NRA lobbies against a U.S.-backed gun treaty, Senate Republicans fail to filibuster background checks, and Democrat Joe Manchin blames video games for gun violence.
The Colbert ReportS9 Navy Laser Technology
America now has a laser canon that can do anything from scorch a fast-attack boat to dazzle the enemy with a nonlethal burst.
The Colbert ReportS9 NASA Lasso
Rope is the most advanced technology NASA can afford to fight Earth's space enemies.
The Colbert ReportS9 America's Pot-astrophe - Nick Gillespie
Reason.com's editor-in-chief discusses the war on drugs, "Reefer Madness" and drug sentencing reform.
The Colbert ReportS9 Cass Sunstein
Obama's former Regulatory Affairs Administrator describes government health and safety nudges, like the USDA's "MyPlate."
The Colbert ReportS9 Times Square Mascots Ban
A Cookie Monster mascot shoves a toddler to the ground in New York City, so big government butts in with fun-stomping regulations.
The Colbert ReportS9 America's Pot-astrophe
Stoners will soon demand the civil right to marry their Mary Jane, and Republicans surrender their values for the youth vote.
The Colbert ReportS9 Tip/Wag - Brood II Cicadas, Sexcereal & GOP Internet Memes
Scientists predict a plague, Canada makes the world's most passionate cereal, and the NRCC redesigns its website.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 4/16/13
What the Boston Marathon terrorists really don't get is that they attacked an unshakable group of people who run 26 miles until their nipples are raw on their day off.
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