The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Good Morning, Burma
Season 5 • 11/16/2009
It is time to say goodnight, unless you're watching from Burma.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 11/12/09
Stephen discusses the national ammunition shortage and talks to Woody Harrelson about his military movie.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - The Money Shot
If we want to save the U.S. dollar, we should peg it to America's most precious metal of all: lead.
The Colbert ReportS5 Miracle Whip Buys Ad Space
Stephen is going to buy more delicious mayonnaise with the money from Miracle Whip's advertising.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sport Report - Cricket Scandal & Letter-Writing Campaign
A cricket coach encourages his players to have sex before matches, and Stephen starts his Canadian "Don't Be an Ice-Hole" letter-writing campaign.
The Colbert ReportS5 Woody Harrelson
Woody Harrelson shows his support for the troops by allowing Stephen to shave his head.
The Colbert ReportS5 Alpha Dog of the Week - Joe Perry
Joe Perry has always been the face of Aerosmith -- you just might not know it because his hair is often in the way.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 11/16/09
Aerosmith breaks up to pursue separate nursing homes, and Paul Goldberger discusses Stephen's favorite architect, Mike Brady.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - Skeletons in the Closet
How is the governor of Rhode Island supposed to rest in peace knowing that a couple of plots over two dudes are being gay dead?
The Colbert ReportS5 Obama Bows to Japanese Emperor
President Obama brings great shame upon America by taking a deep bow to the emperor of Japan.
The Colbert ReportS5 Paul Goldberger
Paul Goldberger says buildings bring out our emotions and are part of our most profound memories.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sign Off - Good Morning, Burma
Stephen says good morning to anybody watching from Burma, and congratulations on owning a TV.
The Colbert ReportS5 Kid Gloves - Marc Kielburger
Marc Kielburger attempts to break the cycle of poverty by taking kids out of child labor and putting them in school.
The Colbert ReportS5 Exclusive - Better Know a District - California's 12th - Jackie Speier Pt. 2
Stephen asks Congresswoman Jackie Speier about the large number of Tongans residing in her district.
The Colbert ReportS5 Better Know a District - California's 12th - Jackie Speier
Representative Jackie Speier defends gay rights and shoots a viral skateboarding video for YouTube with Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 11/17/09
Congress cracks down on child labor, Stephen profiles California's 12th district, and Malcolm Gladwell talks about his new book.
The Colbert ReportS5 Malcolm Gladwell
Malcolm Gladwell tries to get people to see connections between their own worlds and worlds outside of theirs.
The Colbert ReportS5 Exclusive - Better Know a District - California's 12th - Jackie Speier Pt. 1
Stephen questions Congresswoman Jackie Speier about health care reform and her meeting with the Dalai Lama.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - Grand Old Pity Party
Fact checking and opposition research are the same thing to Sarah Palin because she knows the facts are out to get her.
The Colbert ReportS5 Eggo Waffles Shortage Alert
Stephen puts America on Waff-Con Four and calls on President Obama to open the strategic waffle reserves.
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