The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Lesson Forgotten
Season 3 • 05/22/2007
Stephen forgets an important lesson.
The Word - His WayThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen compares Paul Wolfowitz's exit from the World Bank to his own exit from The Daily Show.
Presidential FraternityThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen takes issue with Jimmy Carter for apparently growing a pair and criticizing the sitting president.
God Loves a Big Screen TVThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen still believes the pope is infallible, except when it comes to his views on capitalism.
Intro - 5/21/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen provides all the news, minus a little something for himself.
Intro - 5/22/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen chastises the NBA for not letting their players punch people in the stands.
Barack's a LiarThe Colbert ReportS3
Barack Obama's inability to remember what magazine he read when he was nine is all Stephen needs to call him a liar.
Popularity ContestThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen is outraged that someone would insinuate "American Idol" is merely a popularity contest.
ThreatDown - EnvironmentalistsThe Colbert ReportS3
Environmentalists are on the list for setting up trust funds for bears.
John AmaechiThe Colbert ReportS3
Former center John Amaechi joins Stephen to discuss how hard it was to remember that he was the gay one in the NBA.
The Word - Party of ChangeThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen is relieved to find that the Democrats' talk of ethics reform merely meant that the public should reform their idea of right and wrong.
Sign Off - Lesson ForgottenThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen learns an important lesson about writing down important lessons.
Intro - 5/23/07The Colbert ReportS3
The Democrats back down on a timetable for troop withdrawal, while the House and Senate forge a compromise on immigration.
ThreatDown - Pellicano!The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen left Anthony Pellicano a few voicemails back in the late 90s, but he has nothing to be ashamed of, or incarcerated for.
Bush is Back!The Colbert ReportS3
The Democrats backed down on the Iraq timetable. President Bush is back!
Illegal Immigration - Bay BuchananThe Colbert ReportS3
Bay Buchanan explains why Stephen's idea for a crocodile moat border is too messy.
Sign Off - Hi-DefThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen wants his viewers watching him in hi-def to know that The Colbert Report does not broadcast in hi-def.
Bob DeansThe Colbert ReportS3
Author Bob Deans explains there were slaves in America before there were pilgrims.
Speaking FeeThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen will see you in a week, unless you have a million dollars for his speaking fee.
Jimmy WalesThe Colbert ReportS3
Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales says that his staff is scrambling to protect Wikipedia from Stephen.
Up in SmokeThe Colbert ReportS3
There are some Memorial Day weekend dangers you might never have thought of if it weren't for Stephen thinking them up at you.
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