The Colbert Report

Intro - 5/21/07

Season 3 • 05/21/2007

Stephen collects his finder's fee on the news.

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Tom DeLay
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Stephen asks Tom DeLay, author of "No Retreat, No Surrender," how to get rid of this country's Democrat infestation.
05/17/2007
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Sign Off - Rafters
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Stephen lets Texas' 22nd district soar again.
05/17/2007
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Randy Kearse
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Stephen asks Randy Kearse, author of "Changin' Your Game Plan," if he has any advice for a certain former majority leader.
05/17/2007
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Intro - 5/17/07
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In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay and learns the best way to use your time in prison.
05/17/2007
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Baby Gun Permit
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A child should be at least 18 months old before he can own a gun.
05/17/2007
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Jared Diamond
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Jared Diamond explains how a conflagration of agriculture and resources helped Eurasians conquer the world.
05/21/2007
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Cheating Death - Internal Decapitation
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Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA dispenses the health advice, mostly focusing around substitutes for Vaxadrin.
05/21/2007
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The Word - His Way
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Stephen compares Paul Wolfowitz's exit from the World Bank to his own exit from The Daily Show.
05/21/2007
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Presidential Fraternity
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Stephen takes issue with Jimmy Carter for apparently growing a pair and criticizing the sitting president.
05/21/2007
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God Loves a Big Screen TV
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Stephen still believes the pope is infallible, except when it comes to his views on capitalism.
05/21/2007
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Intro - 5/21/07
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Stephen provides all the news, minus a little something for himself.
05/21/2007
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Intro - 5/22/07
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Stephen chastises the NBA for not letting their players punch people in the stands.
05/22/2007
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Barack's a Liar
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Barack Obama's inability to remember what magazine he read when he was nine is all Stephen needs to call him a liar.
05/22/2007
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01:23

Popularity Contest
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Stephen is outraged that someone would insinuate "American Idol" is merely a popularity contest.
05/22/2007
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Sign Off - Lesson Forgotten
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Stephen learns an important lesson about writing down important lessons.
05/22/2007
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ThreatDown - Environmentalists
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Environmentalists are on the list for setting up trust funds for bears.
05/22/2007
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John Amaechi
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Former center John Amaechi joins Stephen to discuss how hard it was to remember that he was the gay one in the NBA.
05/22/2007
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The Word - Party of Change
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Stephen is relieved to find that the Democrats' talk of ethics reform merely meant that the public should reform their idea of right and wrong.
05/22/2007
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Intro - 5/23/07
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The Democrats back down on a timetable for troop withdrawal, while the House and Senate forge a compromise on immigration.
05/23/2007
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ThreatDown - Pellicano!
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Stephen left Anthony Pellicano a few voicemails back in the late 90s, but he has nothing to be ashamed of, or incarcerated for.
05/23/2007
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Bush is Back!
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The Democrats backed down on the Iraq timetable. President Bush is back!
05/23/2007
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