The Colbert Report
Intro - 8/6/08
Season 4 • 08/06/2008
Stephen will celebrate his new spider from a distance.
Obama's Energy Plan - Tire GaugesThe Colbert ReportS4
To highlight what a charade proper air pressure is, the McCain campaign hands out "Obama Energy Plan" tire gauges.
David CarrThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks David Carr which is more damaging to society -- crack addiction or the New York Times.
The Word - Divided We WinThe Colbert ReportS4
Congressional Republicans should think about making Corinthian columns a wedge issue.
Starbucks PromotionThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen is selling counterfeit Starbucks receipts for any date you want.
Intro - 8/5/08The Colbert ReportS4
The solution to the fuel crisis may be just around the corner. God, Stephen hopes it's a gas station.
Spida of Love - Jason BondThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks Jason Bond if his spider would win in a fight with Neil Young's spider.
Spanish AudioThe Colbert ReportS4
If you were listening to the Spanish audio of tonight's broadcast, Stephen wants to see your green card.
Colbert Platinum - The Dribble-Down EffectThe Colbert ReportS4
The ultra rich consume more than they could possibly swallow, and the remainder dribbles down into their beards.
Ignorance History MonthThe Colbert ReportS4
It is time to honor the contributions that the ignorant have made to America with an Ignorance History Month.
Kevin CostnerThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen wants to know if Kevin Costner is a Hollywood leftie liberal pinko Commie.
Intro - 8/6/08The Colbert ReportS4
Stephen's new spider will be on this show. He'll celebrate from a distance.
Sport Report - Devin GordonThe Colbert ReportS4
Devin Gordon explains what China is actually getting out of hosting the Olympics.
Osama bin Laden's Driver GuiltyThe Colbert ReportS4
Salim Hamdan -- Osama bin Laden's driver -- is convicted in the most historic session of traffic court ever.
Thomas FrankThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks Thomas Frank what the conservatives have done to make government worse.
Intro - 8/7/08The Colbert ReportS4
Stephen gets ready for the Beijing Olympics. He hopes some athletes have compelling personal stories that can be set to delicate piano music.
Tip/Wag - Exxon's Record ProfitsThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen calls for Congressional hearings on the fat cats of Big Deli.
Nailed 'Em - Medical MarijuanaThe Colbert ReportS4
Just because 12 states decided to legalize the medical use of marijuana doesn't make it legal.
Esteban Loves Jorge RamosThe Colbert ReportS4
Esteban Colberto wants Stephen to give Jorge Ramos a big kiss on the mouth.
Intro - 8/11/08The Colbert ReportS4
Clinton supporters want a bigger role at the convention. Gravel supporters just want your dinner roll.
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