The Colbert Report

David Carr

Season 4 • 08/05/2008

David Carr discusses being a former crack addict and a media critic for the New York Times.

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The Word - We the People

Stephen already knew he'd never vote for Obama, but he didn't realize how much he'd love to vote for Britney Spears.
08/04/2008
03:11

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Democrats' Five-Week Recess

The do-nothing Democrats in Congress begin a five-week recess. If they're not passing bills, what is the president supposed to veto?
08/04/2008
07:09

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Lucas Conley

Lucas Conley tells Stephen about America's obsession with branding in his Dr. Pepper interview.
08/04/2008
02:08

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Ryan Seacrest's Shark Attack

Now that the shark has had a taste of Ryan Seacrest, it's only a matter of time before they come looking for Stephen.
08/04/2008
00:39

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Obsessive Compulsive Checklist

Stephen wants you to make sure you turned off the stove, closed the refrigerator door, and locked the doors before bed.
08/05/2008
03:18

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Canton, Kansas Apology

Stephen hopes Canton, Kansas accepts his apology because America's real assberg is Canton, South Dakota.
08/05/2008
02:47

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Obama's Energy Plan - Tire Gauges

To highlight what a charade proper air pressure is, the McCain campaign hands out "Obama Energy Plan" tire gauges.
08/05/2008
04:45

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The Word - Divided We Win

Congressional Republicans should think about making Corinthian columns a wedge issue.
08/05/2008
01:31

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Starbucks Promotion

Stephen is selling counterfeit Starbucks receipts for any date you want.
08/05/2008
00:33

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Intro - 8/5/08

The solution to the fuel crisis may be just around the corner. God, Stephen hopes it's a gas station.
08/05/2008
06:09

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David Carr

Stephen asks David Carr which is more damaging to society -- crack addiction or the New York Times.
08/05/2008
05:48

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Spida of Love - Jason Bond

Stephen asks Jason Bond if his spider would win in a fight with Neil Young's spider.
08/06/2008
00:11

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Spanish Audio

If you were listening to the Spanish audio of tonight's broadcast, Stephen wants to see your green card.
08/06/2008
03:50

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Colbert Platinum - The Dribble-Down Effect

The ultra rich consume more than they could possibly swallow, and the remainder dribbles down into their beards.
08/06/2008
00:30

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Intro - 8/6/08

Stephen's new spider will be on this show. He'll celebrate from a distance.
08/06/2008
03:21

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Ignorance History Month

It is time to honor the contributions that the ignorant have made to America with an Ignorance History Month.
08/06/2008
06:09

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Kevin Costner

Stephen wants to know if Kevin Costner is a Hollywood leftie liberal pinko Commie.
08/06/2008
00:04

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Reading Newsweek

Stephen is caught reading the latest Newsweek.
08/07/2008
07:42

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Sport Report - Devin Gordon

Devin Gordon explains what China is actually getting out of hosting the Olympics.
08/07/2008
01:40

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Osama bin Laden's Driver Guilty

Salim Hamdan -- Osama bin Laden's driver -- is convicted in the most historic session of traffic court ever.
08/07/2008
06:07

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Thomas Frank

Stephen asks Thomas Frank what the conservatives have done to make government worse.
08/07/2008
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