The Colbert Report

Intro - 12/1/09

Season 5 • 12/01/2009

Recovery.gov is the first non-porn website to use the words "stimulus" and "jobs."

More

Watching

description unavailable
00:33

Amateur Hour at the White House
The Colbert ReportS5

Joe Biden crashes President Obama's state dinner to get on "The Real Housewives of Delaware."
11/30/2009
description unavailable
05:39

Cevin Soling
The Colbert ReportS5

Cevin Soling says public schools have been transformed into prisons because of an overdependence on security.
11/30/2009
description unavailable
06:39

Something Is Melting in Denmark - Dan Esty
The Colbert ReportS5

Dan Esty believes President Obama will bring a change in spirit to the United Nations Climate Change Conference.
11/30/2009
description unavailable
06:27

Better Know a Lobby - Ploughshares Fund
The Colbert ReportS5

Joseph Cirincione plays "Sanction, Bomb, Marry?" with Iran, Pakistan and North Korea.
11/30/2009
description unavailable
00:03

Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert ReportS5

That's it for the show, everybody.
11/30/2009
description unavailable
06:00

Gold, Frankincense and Mars - Guy Consolmagno
The Colbert ReportS5

Brother Guy Consolmagno explains why the Vatican accepts the possibility of alien life.
12/01/2009
description unavailable
06:09

Sherman Alexie
The Colbert ReportS5

Sherman Alexie criticizes digital technology for taking away the local celebration and appreciation of books.
12/01/2009
description unavailable
04:22

Better Know a Made-Up District - Connecticut's 42nd
The Colbert ReportS5

Connecticut's 42nd District is located in the middle of the River Styx and is represented by Brad Pitt's character from "Fight Club."
12/01/2009
description unavailable
00:04

Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert ReportS5

That's it for The Report, everybody.
12/01/2009
description unavailable
02:53

U.S. Army Chain of Command
The Colbert ReportS5

By sending 30,000 more troops to Afghanistan, President Obama must be unfamiliar with the chain of command.
12/01/2009
description unavailable
00:34

Intro - 12/1/09
The Colbert ReportS5

The Catholic Church searches for life on other planets, and Sherman Alexie discusses his book, "War Dances."
12/01/2009
description unavailable
06:39

Deployment Figures
The Colbert ReportS5

President Obama's speech to send 30,000 troops to Afghanistan was missing passion and a certain word.
12/02/2009
description unavailable
06:53

Cheating Death - R.J. Reynolds, Genzyme & Bionic Bottom
The Colbert ReportS5

R.J. Reynolds hopes to make money off of quit-smoking aids, Genzyme pills contain trash, and a man regulates his bowel movements via remote control.
12/02/2009
description unavailable
00:34

Intro - 12/2/09
The Colbert ReportS5

Barack Obama sends 30,000 troops into Afghanistan, and Craig Watkins overturns old convictions with DNA evidence.
12/02/2009
description unavailable
06:11

Craig Watkins
The Colbert ReportS5

Craig Watkins tries to bring back credibility to the criminal justice system by overturning wrongful convictions.
12/02/2009
description unavailable
00:03

Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert ReportS5

That's it for the show, everybody.
12/02/2009
description unavailable
00:31

Intro - 12/3/09
The Colbert ReportS5

Tiger Woods says he's sorry, Stephen has Olympic fever, and Janet Napolitano isn't securing the homeland.
12/03/2009
description unavailable
02:34

Tiger's Tale
The Colbert ReportS5

Tiger Woods didn't realize that cheating is a sacred institution between one man, one woman and one other woman.
12/03/2009
description unavailable
05:26

Skate Expectations - Skeleton Team Tryouts - Zach Lund
The Colbert ReportS5

Zach Lund gives Stephen the history of skeleton racing before helping him try out for the Olympic team.
12/03/2009
description unavailable
06:04

Janet Napolitano
The Colbert ReportS5

Janet Napolitano discusses America's border security and explains why she doesn't believe in the color-coded terror alert level.
12/03/2009
description unavailable
00:25

Sign Off - Welcome Sean Julien
The Colbert ReportS5

Stephen welcomes the newest member of the Colbert Nation, Sean Julien.
12/03/2009
You may also like5 Videos
description unavailable
Trailer
01:00

Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack

A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
10/12/2022
description unavailable
Trailer
01:41

This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed Friends
Cursed Friends

Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in the Comedy Central original movie Cursed Friends.
10/10/2022
description unavailable
Trailer
01:22

Out of Office Explores Remote Work Absurdity
Out of Office

A young woman experiences the bizarre extremes of working from home in the film Out of Office, starring Milana Vayntrub, Ken Jeong, Jay Pharoah, Cheri Oteri, Jason Alexander and more.
09/19/2022
description unavailable
Trailer
00:35

A Front Row Seat to South Park The 25th Anniversary Concert
South ParkS25

Sing along to silly songs and classic symphonies from the show on South Park The 25th Anniversary Concert, premiering August 13 at 10/9c.
07/27/2022
description unavailable
Trailer
00:29

Diwali Gets Wild in Hot Mess Holiday
Hot Mess Holiday

Melanie Chandra and Surina Jindal embark on a zany weekend adventure during Diwali in the Comedy Central original movie Hot Mess Holiday, now streaming.
12/20/2021