The Colbert Report
Intro - 12/1/09
Season 5 • 12/01/2009
Recovery.gov is the first non-porn website to use the words "stimulus" and "jobs."
The Colbert ReportS5 Amateur Hour at the White House
Joe Biden crashes President Obama's state dinner to get on "The Real Housewives of Delaware."
The Colbert ReportS5 Cevin Soling
Cevin Soling says public schools have been transformed into prisons because of an overdependence on security.
The Colbert ReportS5 Something Is Melting in Denmark - Dan Esty
Dan Esty believes President Obama will bring a change in spirit to the United Nations Climate Change Conference.
The Colbert ReportS5 Better Know a Lobby - Ploughshares Fund
Joseph Cirincione plays "Sanction, Bomb, Marry?" with Iran, Pakistan and North Korea.
The Colbert ReportS5 Gold, Frankincense and Mars - Guy Consolmagno
Brother Guy Consolmagno explains why the Vatican accepts the possibility of alien life.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sherman Alexie
Sherman Alexie criticizes digital technology for taking away the local celebration and appreciation of books.
The Colbert ReportS5 Better Know a Made-Up District - Connecticut's 42nd
Connecticut's 42nd District is located in the middle of the River Styx and is represented by Brad Pitt's character from "Fight Club."
The Colbert ReportS5 U.S. Army Chain of Command
By sending 30,000 more troops to Afghanistan, President Obama must be unfamiliar with the chain of command.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 12/1/09
The Catholic Church searches for life on other planets, and Sherman Alexie discusses his book, "War Dances."
The Colbert ReportS5 Deployment Figures
President Obama's speech to send 30,000 troops to Afghanistan was missing passion and a certain word.
The Colbert ReportS5 Cheating Death - R.J. Reynolds, Genzyme & Bionic Bottom
R.J. Reynolds hopes to make money off of quit-smoking aids, Genzyme pills contain trash, and a man regulates his bowel movements via remote control.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 12/2/09
Barack Obama sends 30,000 troops into Afghanistan, and Craig Watkins overturns old convictions with DNA evidence.
The Colbert ReportS5 Craig Watkins
Craig Watkins tries to bring back credibility to the criminal justice system by overturning wrongful convictions.
The Colbert ReportS5 Formidable Opponent - Gary the Tennis Coach
Stephen's ex-tennis coach proves himself to be a Formidable Opponent in this passionate confrontation.
The Colbert ReportS5 Exclusive - Skate Expectations - Skeleton Team Tryouts Pt. 1
Stephen tries to understand the complex relationship between skeleton racing and insanity.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 12/3/09
Tiger Woods says he's sorry, Stephen has Olympic fever, and Janet Napolitano isn't securing the homeland.
The Colbert ReportS5 Tiger's Tale
Tiger Woods didn't realize that cheating is a sacred institution between one man, one woman and one other woman.
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