The Colbert Report
Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - The MacArthur Foundation
Season 2 E 117 • 09/20/2006
Stephen thought it was his year for the genius grant.
ThreatDown - Toby KeithThe Colbert ReportS2 E116
Toby Keith may have a song called Boot Up Your Ass, but he should call it Narc on Your Bus.
Frank RichThe Colbert ReportS2 E116
Frank Rich, author of "The Greatest Story Ever Sold," becomes the first New York Times op-ed columnist to return to The Report.
Sign Off - Fantasy Colbert Report LeagueThe Colbert ReportS2 E116
Stephen explains the Fantasy Colbert Report League's elaborate point system.
U.N. WeekThe Colbert ReportS2 E116
Even if your country has a military coup, it's important to show a little respect at the United Nations.
The Word - TribalismThe Colbert ReportS2 E116
CBS takes heat for dividing its "Survivor" tribes based on race.
Stephen's Sound Advice - High SchoolThe Colbert ReportS2 E117
High school is just four years of your life. Tough it out and you'll never have to go through it again.
Green Screen Challenge - Typical DemocratsThe Colbert ReportS2 E117
Stephen fights off a horrifying Pelosi-Kennedy-Dean-robot hybrid.
Green Screen Challenge - The Challenge ContinuesThe Colbert ReportS2 E117
President Bush holds court with the Neimoidians, and Stephen fights robots in space.
The Word - LoseThe Colbert ReportS2 E117
Stephen has a foolproof way for the Republicans to win the 2006 midterm elections.
James CarvilleThe Colbert ReportS2 E117
Stephen asks James Carville how he ever made the transition from the backstabbing, egocentric world of Washington to Hollywood.
Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - The MacArthur FoundationThe Colbert ReportS2 E117
Stephen takes the MacArthur Foundation to task for not awarding him its annual genius grant.
Daniel GoldenThe Colbert ReportS2 E118
Putting poor kids in college with wealthy kids is just going to lead to self-esteem issues for them.
Intro - 9/21/06The Colbert ReportS2 E118
America's top colleges cancel early admission, Stephen profiles New Jersey's 5th district, and Daniel Ellsberg discusses a possible war in Iran.
Daniel EllsbergThe Colbert ReportS2 E118
Stephen has a beef with Daniel Ellsberg, who leaked the Pentagon Papers in 1971.
Days of Repentance HotlineThe Colbert ReportS2 E118
Oh, sons of David and daughters of Ruth, Stephen awaits your apologies for all the wrongs you committed against him this year.
Better Know a Challenger - New Jersey's 5th - Paul AronsohnThe Colbert ReportS2 E118
Stephen uses role-playing to give Paul Aronsohn a chance to debate his opponent.
Sign Off - Pentagon PapersThe Colbert ReportS2 E118
Daniel Ellsberg calls Stephen to apologize for not releasing the Pentagon Papers sooner than he did.
Intro - 9/25/06The Colbert ReportS2 E119
Hugo Chavez calls Bush "the devil," the Senate compromises on detainee rights, and Stephen talks to Arianna Huffington about her new book.
Fun in the SunThe Colbert ReportS2 E119
Stephen shows you how you can minimize your tax exposure while maximizing your tan.
Buy This BookThe Colbert ReportS2 E119
Don't buy a book because it was held up by some Venezuelan windbag. Buy a book because it was held up by some American windbag.
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