The Colbert Report
Stephen's Sound Advice - High School
Season 2 E 117 • 09/20/2006
There is some laughter you can never get out of your head.
The Colbert ReportS2 E116ThreatDown - Toby Keith
Toby Keith may have a song called Boot Up Your Ass, but he should call it Narc on Your Bus.
The Colbert ReportS2 E116Frank Rich
Frank Rich, author of "The Greatest Story Ever Sold," becomes the first New York Times op-ed columnist to return to The Report.
The Colbert ReportS2 E116Sign Off - Fantasy Colbert Report League
Stephen explains the Fantasy Colbert Report League's elaborate point system.
The Colbert ReportS2 E116U.N. Week
Even if your country has a military coup, it's important to show a little respect at the United Nations.
The Colbert ReportS2 E116The Word - Tribalism
CBS takes heat for dividing its "Survivor" tribes based on race.
The Colbert ReportS2 E117Green Screen Challenge - Typical Democrats
Stephen fights off a horrifying Pelosi-Kennedy-Dean-robot hybrid.
The Colbert ReportS2 E117Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - The MacArthur Foundation
Stephen takes the MacArthur Foundation to task for not awarding him its annual genius grant.
The Colbert ReportS2 E117Green Screen Challenge - The Challenge Continues
President Bush holds court with the Neimoidians, and Stephen fights robots in space.
The Colbert ReportS2 E117The Word - Lose
Stephen has a foolproof way for the Republicans to win the 2006 midterm elections.
The Colbert ReportS2 E117James Carville
Stephen asks James Carville how he ever made the transition from the backstabbing, egocentric world of Washington to Hollywood.
The Colbert ReportS2 E117Stephen's Sound Advice - High School
High school is just four years of your life. Tough it out and you'll never have to go through it again.
The Colbert ReportS2 E118Daniel Golden
Putting poor kids in college with wealthy kids is just going to lead to self-esteem issues for them.
The Colbert ReportS2 E118Intro - 9/21/06
America's top colleges cancel early admission, Stephen profiles New Jersey's 5th district, and Daniel Ellsberg discusses a possible war in Iran.
The Colbert ReportS2 E118Daniel Ellsberg
Stephen has a beef with Daniel Ellsberg, who leaked the Pentagon Papers in 1971.
The Colbert ReportS2 E118Days of Repentance Hotline
Oh, sons of David and daughters of Ruth, Stephen awaits your apologies for all the wrongs you committed against him this year.
The Colbert ReportS2 E118Better Know a Challenger - New Jersey's 5th - Paul Aronsohn
Stephen uses role-playing to give Paul Aronsohn a chance to debate his opponent.
The Colbert ReportS2 E118Sign Off - Pentagon Papers
Daniel Ellsberg calls Stephen to apologize for not releasing the Pentagon Papers sooner than he did.
The Colbert ReportS2 E119Intro - 9/25/06
Hugo Chavez calls Bush "the devil," the Senate compromises on detainee rights, and Stephen talks to Arianna Huffington about her new book.
The Colbert ReportS2 E119Fun in the Sun
Stephen shows you how you can minimize your tax exposure while maximizing your tan.
The Colbert ReportS2 E119Buy This Book
Don't buy a book because it was held up by some Venezuelan windbag. Buy a book because it was held up by some American windbag.
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