The Colbert Report

Stephen Claims Lou Dobbs' Audience

Season 5 • 11/12/2009

Stephen claims Lou Dobbs' audience and opinions after he quits CNN.

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Christopher Caldwell

Christopher Caldwell says unassimilated Muslim immigrants have disrupted European relations between ethnic groups and the sexes.
11/11/2009
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Grover the Hill

America's most insidious socialist brainwashing program, "Sesame Street," celebrates its 40th anniversary and introduces Pox News.
11/11/2009
02:39

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Goldman Sachs Does God's Work

Despite collecting the highest salary on Wall Street, Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein never forgets he's a blue-collar guy doing God's work.
11/11/2009
04:13

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Tip/Wag - San Francisco Chronicle & George Clinton

The San Francisco Chronicle prints on glossy paper, and the 6th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals rules in favor of George Clinton.
11/11/2009
01:26

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Sign Off - Stephen Shaves Woody's Head

Stephen shaves Woody Harrelson's head while they both sing "The Star-Spangled Banner."
11/12/2009
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Intro - 11/12/09

Stephen discusses the national ammunition shortage and talks to Woody Harrelson about his military movie.
11/12/2009
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The Word - The Money Shot

If we want to save the U.S. dollar, we should peg it to America's most precious metal of all: lead.
11/12/2009
01:24

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Miracle Whip Buys Ad Space

Stephen is going to buy more delicious mayonnaise with the money from Miracle Whip's advertising.
11/12/2009
04:07

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Sport Report - Cricket Scandal & Letter-Writing Campaign

A cricket coach encourages his players to have sex before matches, and Stephen starts his Canadian "Don't Be an Ice-Hole" letter-writing campaign.
11/12/2009
06:01

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Woody Harrelson

Woody Harrelson shows his support for the troops by allowing Stephen to shave his head.
11/12/2009
02:24

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Stephen Claims Lou Dobbs' Audience

In punditry, like in "Highlander," there can be only one Lou Dobbs, so Stephen claims his audience after Dobbs quits CNN.
11/12/2009
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Alpha Dog of the Week - Joe Perry

Joe Perry has always been the face of Aerosmith -- you just might not know it because his hair is often in the way.
11/16/2009
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Intro - 11/16/09

Aerosmith breaks up to pursue separate nursing homes, and Paul Goldberger discusses Stephen's favorite architect, Mike Brady.
11/16/2009
05:49

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The Word - Skeletons in the Closet

How is the governor of Rhode Island supposed to rest in peace knowing that a couple of plots over two dudes are being gay dead?
11/16/2009
00:19

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Sign Off - Good Morning, Burma

Stephen says good morning to anybody watching from Burma, and congratulations on owning a TV.
11/16/2009
03:07

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Obama Bows to Japanese Emperor

President Obama brings great shame upon America by taking a deep bow to the emperor of Japan.
11/16/2009
06:30

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Paul Goldberger

Paul Goldberger says buildings bring out our emotions and are part of our most profound memories.
11/16/2009
07:09

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Kid Gloves - Marc Kielburger

Marc Kielburger attempts to break the cycle of poverty by taking kids out of child labor and putting them in school.
11/17/2009
00:02

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Sign Off - Goodnight

That's it for The Report, everybody.
11/17/2009
00:32

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Exclusive - Better Know a District - California's 12th - Jackie Speier Pt. 2

Stephen asks Congresswoman Jackie Speier about the large number of Tongans residing in her district.
11/17/2009
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Better Know a District - California's 12th - Jackie Speier

Representative Jackie Speier defends gay rights and shoots a viral skateboarding video for YouTube with Stephen.
11/17/2009
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